Once Buff was sure the ugly sandwich had left to tell everyone he knew that his girlfriend had been killed by a really hot fish lizard, he took the mysterious and touchy nightwing.
“Qibli! Help!” She yelled, “This ugly, BUFF, large, BUFF, BUFF, FISHY, BUFF, SQUARE, BUFF, FAT, BUFF, SICKLY, BUFF, UGLY, BUFF, UGLY GREEN BUFF DUDE HAS KIDNAPPED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!”
“SHUT UPPP,” Buff growled at the BEAUTIFUL dragon, “YOU WILL BE PUNISHED FOR MAKING ME A AND THIRD WHEEL!”
She proceeded to scream and then promptly spontaneously combusted , “LeT mE gO yOu UgLy BuFf FiSh!!!!!” The teardrop scales next to her eyes reminded him of something he cared for very much….. his muscles.
“WOAH, HOW DID YOU GUESS MY NAME?!” Buff asked, very quietly, “ALSO NO FIRE IN MY HOUSE YOU NITWIT. IF YOU STOP TURNING INTO A FLAME MONSTER, I WILL GIVE YOU MY RARE JIGGLY PUFF.”
The nightwing immediately returned to normal, now looking very interested, “Did you say… Jiggly Puff?” She asked.
Buff nodded, “YES, I HAVE MANY. COME TO MY CAVE AND I WILL SHOW YOU MY WHOLE POKÉMON COLLECTION WHILE WE EAT A PILE OF SQUIRRELS.”
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The Adventures Of Buff
Humormy friend wrote this I am sorry this is a mess but also I find it funny. Lots of spelling mistakes but most are on purpose. Not really a summary because this is undiscribeable. Loosely based on wings of fire I DONT own Wings Of Fire Has mentions of...
