Dr. Bright's P.O.V
When I come to my office for the day, there's another note from the 05. Wonder what they're mad at me for this time. For what I did in the cafeteria, for what I did with 049-J, maybe for asking if I could spend a little more time with 999.
I skimmed through the letter. They are mad at me, yada yada yada, apparently cause of what I did with 239 this time... I'm taking care of her?!?!
Bright: SPARK!!!
Luckily for me I got a friend in the O5 who can deal with this. O5-13 A.K.A the Terminator for ending 096. But he prefers you call him by his actual name. Spark Knox
Spark: What is it now?
Bright: Do you have anything to do with this?
I show him the note and he chuckles
Spark: Somewhat. I just voted on yes but it was 1 and 4 who came up with the punishment
Bright: I don't deserve this!!
Spark: Uh, yeah you do! You showed one of the most POWERFUL reality benders who can do it with just her thoughts, Monty Python and the flying Circus episodes, AND Holy Grail!! The most insane and wacky show and movie of all time! You're responsible for the creation of at least 5 new SCPs, coconuts migrating with the help of all species of swallows, and the need for a new Mobile Task force just to capture the new creations!!
Bridget: Please tell me there called-
Spark: They are called The Knights Who Say Ni
Bright: That alone made it all worth it!
Spark: Just be lucky you also removed all of her reality bending before you got to the Black Beast of Argh. How did you do that anyway?
Bright: Weeeelllllll
Flashback
SCP-239: Does that mean I'm not a real witch?
Bright: Do you weigh the same amount as a duck?
SCP-239: No
Bright: Then you are not a witch
End of flashback
Spark: Seriously? That's all we had to do?! Convince her she can't reality bend and her reality bending gets rid of itself? You know what? I just don't care anymore. Thank you for ending her abilities, but because of all the things you did, you now gotta take care of her
Bright: Alright
He grabs a pistol and begins to walk away
Spark: Not like that! You're now her father. You have to take care of her, feed her, send her to school, like a proper parent
Bright: And if I don't?
Spark: Then you will be punished. We might even make you sit on the comfy chair
Bright: *Sigh* Fine!
Spark: Look Jack. This is a punishment and all but please. Take good care of her. She's alot like you, spent nearly all her life cooped up in here and all. We agreed to lower how much you have to do and upped your paychecks so you can give her the best life possible. If you need any advice or help, maybe a babysitter, just give me a call. I'll help out where I can
Bright: This is gonna be the worst
Spark: Also they said you will be punished beyond comprehension if anything happens to Sigurrós
Bright: Can I change her name?
Spark: I guess. She's never been told her real name and just responds to witch
Bright: Guess I'll call her Sunshine-
Spark: *Sternly* No
Bright: Alisa?
Spark: Sure. She's your child now
After a while of paperwork and talking, Alisa and I left the foundation to go to my home
Bright: Welcome to the Bright family Alisa. It's not a very happy one
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The Bright Witch Child
HumorDr. Bright in his many, MANY terrible ideas, plans and shenanigans. From hot potato with something that kills with just a touch, selling SCP p**n in Germany, to the many MANY chainsaw cannon fails. Except for that one time and yes it was epic. But t...