Alisa's P.O.V
It's strange to say the least. I remeber nothing! I just woke up from a hard bed, and now I have a daddy! I'm not complaining concourse! I just sort of wish... I don't know, where I live, what I do, how to talk well, I for some reason talk in my head well but not talk
3rd person POV
Dr. Bright: Let's get this over with...
Spark: And no sending her to adoption, leaving her with someone else, or anything where you don't take care of here besides daycare while your at work. Or the punishments will be worse then... I've used up all Monty Python references for one day. Point is it will be bad! Ok Alisa, this is your daddy, and we all hope you have a wonderful rest of your life!
Alisa: Your my dad?
Dr. Bright: Um, yeah... you might be my first kid I've actually ever met...
Alisa: Can I call you daddy?
Dr. Bright: Well it's alot better then you calling me Oh God No so I'll accept being called that
Spark: Should I update your Personnel File to add Daddy for the names you respond to then?
Dr. Bright: I'll kill you if you ever call me that!
Alisa giggled has his aggression
Spark: Hey, maybe you'll get over your depression! Plus, we'll cut you a deal. If you can take care of her for let's say 18 months, no problem, we may have a way to separate you from SCP-963
Dr. Bright: Your serous?
Spark: I don't lie unless it's for a joke and I'd never joke with something so serious.
Dr. Bright: One last question before I leave. Does this mean she's part of family gatherings?
Spark: Oh great we just made Code Brown even worse... You know what, frick it, she's your child, she's part of the gatherings. Maybe she'll even have TJ as a friend
Dr. Bright: Your letting him out?!
Spark: Can't guarantee it, but I'm doing my best. Seriously
Dr. Bright: You're a saint if you can make it happen. We better get going. Alisa?
Alisa: Ready daddy!!
They both leave out of the front door, get into Bright's ford, and made their way to an average looking neighborhood. Not the place you'd expect an immortal body stealer to live in but it's his.
Inside was an average home, with an average kitchen, an average living room, and an averag- no wait the TV was above average. So a house with mostly average stuff.
Dr. Bright: I'm gonna go do something. Just go watch tv or something
Alisa: What's TV?
Dr. Bright: Wow they really did keep you in a coma for your life and wipe your memory ... let me show you
He brought her to the TV, turned it on and left. Luckily kids shows were playing so Alisa was safe. On the tv was My Little Pony. It was like nothing she had ever seem. Full of colors and joy, Alisa was hooked to say the least. Hours later, and atleast part of a season later, Bright came back
Dr. Bright: Beds set up, bathrooms-
He noticed what his new daughter was watching
Dr. Bright: Um, kiddo, what ya watching?
Alisa: My little Pony!! It's the greatest show ever!
Dr. Bright: Yeah tell that to SCP explained
He decided to sit down with her. Mid way though the episode, he was asked a question
Alisa: Daddy, Is life like in the cartoon?
This gave him an idea
Dr. Bright: Yup. Right after what I have planed
Alisa ignored the last part, taking his answer to heart. While she took it as the world is magical and everything will end well, Bright took it as his newest shenanigan. 5 hours later, something new was added to his rules for things he can't do.
Dr. Bright is not aloud to tell people he's a talking pony from the land of Equestria on a quest to learn more about friendship and magic or to fly.
Dr. Bright: So much for my afternoon plans. Well, time to find a new cartoon to use for shenanigans!!
3 hours later
Dr. Bright is not allowed to bring ANY fictional characters from ANY kind of media into our reality for ANY reason ever. Again!
Dr. Bright: I didn't even do it yet!! Come on!!
To be continued
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The Bright Witch Child
HumorDr. Bright in his many, MANY terrible ideas, plans and shenanigans. From hot potato with something that kills with just a touch, selling SCP p**n in Germany, to the many MANY chainsaw cannon fails. Except for that one time and yes it was epic. But t...
