Warbler Kurt

Stupid smirky MeerKats

Previously...

"Kurt, you're lucky I love you."

"Aw, Wes," Kurt teased, "I knew you loved me."

Wes just hummed in response.

A boy with styled brown hair and green eyes stood by the door watching the scene.

A smirk made its way across his lips as his eyes zoned in on a short boy with dark gelled back hair and hazel eyes.

He couldn't help but think how great he would be, a blushing schoolboy and a virgin no doubt. This should be fun.

He went to turn but movement caught his eye. A complication. Another boy with pale skin in a Dalton uniform wrapped his arms around his new conquest and kissed him.

So he had a boyfriend? It's all right, he thought to himself. I've always loved a challenge.

Blaine's body was humming with excitement. The girls had just finished a spectacular rendition of "Mamma, I'm A Big Girl Now" from Hairspray.

It was really good, but Blaine knew that the boys' song was just as good and they had been practicing all week. They were singing, "Luck Be a Lady" from Guys and Dolls.

They had split up Sky's parts and Mike had choreographed the song perfectly. It would be a close call by Mr. Shu, he was sure of it.

He felt a buzz from his pocket and quickly pulled out his phone.

Stop worrying! U'll do gr8 - K xx

Blaine smiled at his boyfriend's text. He was just too perfect.

Cameron looked up from his US History textbook to see a boy he didn't recognize take the seat directly across from him. He looked around confused. Why was he-

"I'm Sebastian Smythe. I just transferred here."

"Cameron," he answered cautiously.

"Well, Cameron, the word around here is that you have a crush on one Kurt Hummel."

Cameron blushed but his face stayed otherwise neutral.

"It doesn't even matter. He won't give me the time of day. But I wouldn't try anything on him if I were you. He has a boyfriend." Cameron said the last word with almost disgust.

"Oh no, I'm not after Gayface. I want his boyfriend."

Cameron frowned at Sebastian's comment.

"Blaine?"

Sebastian nodded.

"What are you going to do?"

"Well, I figured that I would split them up."

"Why are you telling me?"

"I thought you would want to help. If we could make Blaine jealous enough to break up with Kurt, I'm sure Kurt would be heartbroken and run right into the arms of another to be consoled. Why couldn't those arms be yours? But I guess I was wrong..." Sebastian trailed off as he went to leave.

"Wait!"

Sebastian smirked and turned around.

"What do you want me to do?"

Too easy, Sebastian thought. Just too easy.

"Attention, Warblers," Wes announced banging his gavel.

The room settled down, all of the boys taking their seats. Kurt looked up at the council's table questioningly.

"Today we will be listening to an audition from a new transfer student from Paris. So without further ado, here is Sebastian Smythe."