Depressing pickup lines

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◾️Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.

◾️Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.

◾️Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

◾️Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.

◾️Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.

◾️Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.

◾️Are you an anti-depressant , cause you’re the only thing that makes me happy

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