Philza was tired.I mean who who wouldnt be when tommy's your son?Anyway one of the ways you stay alive is you keep a routine.This is exactly what phil was doing on that fateful morning.
phil walked into the kitchen over to his beloved Samsung Smart Fridge to get some milk.When he opened the door there was an astonishing sight before him.
"KIDS WHICH ONE OF YOU LITTLE F****ERS DRANK THE LAST OF THE MILK!!!"Phil shouted."Wilber did it!" both techno and tommy shouted.
Wilber-being the middle child-automaticly knew what was to come and tried to escape.But it was to late.philza was PI**ED and he was cracking out the belt.
Wilbersoot was utterly destroyed,beat,crushed,and murdered by ph1lza of minecraft.(srry i had to)
Techno and tommy could not stop laughing the entire day.So as punishment phil made them go get some more milk.
~Next day~
Philza woke up and walked to his beloved Samsung Smart Fridge knowing that he has a nice carton of milk waiting on him,but what he saw infuriated him.
WHO.
THE.
FU**.
DRANK.
THE.
MILK!!
Philza cried. "Tommy did it !"techno shouted.Philza ran over to where tommy was." DIDYOUDRINKTHEMILK!! "philza said angrily." I saw tubbo with it last. "tommy said.Philza ran over to tubbo who was sitting in a patch of grass looking very sad." I know what your going to say,and I did drink some milk but techno drank the last of it. "Tubbo said.Pholza left the sad little bee child behind.
Techno,who was smarter than both wilber and tommy,ran away to his actual house and sent 2500 bucoets of milk to the angry philza.Philza put the milk in his fridge getting satisfaction from the thought of having milk the next morning.
~Next morning ~
Philza walked to his beloved Samsung Smart Fridge to get some milk from his stash,but something felt of.He opened the fridge and realized that his beloved Samsung Smart Fridge had broke,and all that milk had spoiled.
Ph1lza of minecraft destroyed the server.
The end.
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