It was that time of year again.
Quakitys annual poker game was today and everyone took it seriously.If they didnt,why would they come???Other than the fact that there was a lot of money on the table.
Anyways almost everyone was there.
George was sitting in dreams lap,making out with him as he tries to steal his wallet.
Fundy was asking karl if he had any cocaine to feed to tubbos bees.
Bad and skeppy were playing go fish.
Philza,wilber,techno,and tommy were playing uno.
Ranboo and tubbo were having a staring contest.
Antifrost was sobbing in the corner.I
Sapnap was attempting to pole dance.
And the rest were attempting to reenact frozen yogurt.
yeeeeeeah-
The game went somthing like this-
"WHAT THE HELL FUNDY FOR THE LAST TIME I DONT HAVE COCAINE FOR THE BEES!!" Karl yelled.
"WHOS FEEDING MY BEES!!" Tubbo yells as he combat rolls across the table,proceeding to slap the shit out of fundy.
"HAH!YOU LOST!" Ranboo said triumphantly.
Tubbo released fundy as he turns turns slowly around to face Ranbbo "You bitch-"
"UNO" Wilber screamed as techno threw a bookshelf at him. "FUCK!" tommy screamed as george jumped over him. "GEORGE GET BACK HERE YOU ASSHOLE I NEED THAT!" Dream yelled pursuing gogy and his wallet.
"LANGUAGE!" Bad yelled Taking another sip of beer.
" Heeeyyy baaaaaad~" skeppy said dropping the red SOLO cup that used to contain vodka. "I-*hic* WOOOOON"
Bad gasped as a bounty paper towel absorbed dreams wallet.
"GET BOUNTYED BITCH! " George yells.
"I DID NOT LOSE" TUBBO YELLED
"I WATCHED YOU!" Ranboo countered
"YOU CANT WATCH ME WHEN YOUR EYES ARE CLOSED FROM BLINKING"Tubbo screamed smugly.
"OH SHIIIIT~ IM FROZZZENNN ~" the yogurt cult sang.
Quakity began stuffing the money into his pockets.Sparing a dollar to one of tubbos high bees who wanted to throw money at sapnap,who was becoming a celebrity of the bee world.
Techno decided to start throwing potato flavored cinnamon in peoples eyes.
jackmanifold began to sob holding a letter that said, "Mr.beast bought your soul. L'bozo.thats rough buddy"
.....and then M&Ms multipied # x @ and the world turned paper and they all spiraled into a water park.
sorry yall had to experience that shit.
My deepest apologies
-xx_beany_xx
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