Diary of a Closet Otaku

Saturday 10 January

It's not like I have to write in here EVERY day. I come from a small village in ENGLAND. I'd actually like to write about something interesting so I don't feel like such a loser for talking bout school and what I ate today, if I did that, this diary would be finished by this point.

Anyway. Speaking about school...

Esther, the school's minister's daughter, and self acclaimed Queen B of the school, was speaking at assembly about the importance of purity and being a follower of God. It was serious...but Chrissy was beside me. So much for being mature and serious.

"If you stare closer you can still see the evidence of her last first date in her mouth-" - Chrissy

That's a quote I'll never forget. Quite the poet ain't she?

Chrissy, she may seem innocent and sweet, Hell, even shy at first! but befriend her and you'll see a different side.

Not all cute girls are innocent. She's evidence of that.

Despite that she's one of the most decent people I have in my life.

I better inform you in a few things. Chrissy is my closest friend, we first met in P.E when I moved to my now current school. She used to be one of Esther's little preppy bitches. But unlike them, who were already throwing snarky and smart comments at me and my weight, she threw a basketball at Her Majesty's face by what she claimed to be accidental and stuck with me for the rest of the lesson.

Here we are now.

Never would I thought HER to be into geeky things like my-dorkable-self. But alas, she spent one day with me awing over Yu Yu Hakusho and Death Note. Compared to her, I'm only an otaku novice. I don't even deserve the title otaku-

Then again, it's nothing to be proud of.

Now her and Esther are seeing as poke opposites, she was outcasted and shunned by the "popular" group of the school and so was stuck with me...and our newly acquired group of misfits, outcasts, geeks, bad asses and weirdos.

It's ironic these days isn't it? Girls gossip and bitch about the whores of the school but yet they themselves take pride in their own noticeable cleavage and tend to emphasise their "big" (Big as in paper sheet thick) butts and flat stomachs.

Why hide who you are?

No one seems to like a virgin or a slut. Get it on once with someone in our area, you're deemed as a slut.

Haha, I get it, I know what you're all thinking. Why am I hiding my otaku side then if I'm preaching about being yourself? That's different.

Being an otaku is deemed as worse than being a virgin or a hoe.

Face the facts. Anime geeks aren't popular. But hey, maybe someday someone will prove me wrong.

I better wrap it up here, I've got history work to do (Copying Chrissy's notes) and then some Free! To catch up on. Might I point out something for you to ponder over?

Anime fan girls tend to resent girls who show off their amazing (but unrealistic) figures in anime shows but yet when a cute guy does it (Again unrealistic), they drool about it and bask in his presence.

Sexist much?

Like they say in England,

Cheers Wanker!