Diary of a Closet Otaku

Wednesday 14 January

I hate swimming. I HATE IT! I HATE IT! I HATE IT! I HATE IT! I HATE IT!

Let's just start it off by saying it was my first cringe worthy day this year. I still have many to go. It's only been two weeks into the year and already I want to hide in a hole for the rest of my life!

Here's what happened:

I got myself a new swimsuit and I had Chrissy on lookout for me so I could change into it without feeling the shame of others watching me In the locker room , (I dragged her with me early to the swimming pool for this!)

So when I was getting changed. It suddenly hit me. Why is the locker room still so empty?

It then became clear when a female PE teacher (Thankfully NOT creepy Mr Terry!) burst in. As soon as she opened the door all I could hear was the fire alarm going off and her yelling "GET OUT!"

I refused at this point as I was wearing my swimsuit but she pushed me and Chrissy out.

So...

We were led outside and to the whole school population out on the pitch (where we all gather for fire emergencies) where me and Chrissy got separated. They all stood and stared at me, being the only girl in PE that time stupid enough to go to PE early and get changed when we had a fire drill to go over.

It wouldn't of been so bad if people didn't take pictures, but oh no-

I was the most popular model of the school for the whole day.

This will be remembered for the rest of my school days. I even got a nickname for this occasion:

Blubber.

Oh the joys!

As soon as we all got in after an hour of confusion and no organisation skills on the teachers behalf. I was the laughing stock coming back into PE.

I can only take so much! Chrissy wasn't in class then for some weird reason. Something to do with Creepy Mr Terry needing to see her.

Oh God, I better phone her to see if she still has her innocence!

I wonder what anime I should watch to help me forget this whole ordeal.

I know Free! isn't going to be one anytime soon now.

If you'll excuse me my dear diary, I'm going to empty my kitchen cupboard and curl up under the covers for the next month!

At this point I couldn't even care less for the whole school to find out that I love J-pop and vocaloid music.

Hell send them my playlist!

They might as well seeing as I'm already at an All Time Cringe!