Diary of a Closet Otaku

2015

Monday 5 January

New year means new life! That's it I'm tired of all the crap I have put myself into, it's time I made a change with my life! Time to bring in some New Year Resolution:

1) Lose Weight - Not only do I know, everyone around me make sure to remind me or hint at the number on scales at least once a day to pull back down to reality. Since when was it anyone else's business how much I weigh? It's not like it's effecting them. Right? Unless my fat is somehow flooding from my body and suffocating them, I don't think it's effecting anyone. Thank you Society, for adding a meaningless problem to my life that now concerns millions and encouraging anorexia, all because of your bull.

2) Find more hiding places - I can't keep relying on my closet anymore for secret snacks. My brother had sniffed that one out like a police dog hunting down crack. Actually wait, she literally did that. That nose of her worries me. Good thing she hasn't sniffed out my stash of manga!

3) Take up a new Hobby (That doesn't involve making myself look like an idiot and public viewing) - There appears to be none on this list, oh the surprise!

4) Do something with my love life - as much as my love for food and romance anime such as Clannad and School Rumble has filled the hole in my heart, there's still a small empty space that's been there since I was 12. Unfortunately, boys enjoy filling up certain...OTHER women spaces than the empty void in her heart. Fortunately, boys don't even want to fill up MY other womanly spaces. Wait...

5) Try and finish this diary - It's like one piece. If you haven't started it. Don't bother with it. But seeing as I did start this epic piece of writing of my most unepic life....I might as well see where I can go with it right?

Shit! I can hear my brother coming up, I better find an even better hiding place for this book too!