Reverend Putty's POV ✝️
I'm so alone. It's not even funny anymore. I have no friends. No wife or girlfriend. I only have Stephanie. And we don't agree on much. She visits Sinville every weekend so I'm left alone, soaking up my sadness. God, why don't ya help me out a bit. I've devoted my life to you for darn sake! Can't you send me a nice lady to keep me company? Preferably blond? But yk I'm not picky. Anything God?? Ugh I guess not.
My doorbell rang. I quickly wiped the lotion off my hands and sprung to the door.
"Omg omg omg omg this is it!! I knew you could hear me!! Thank you Lord!!! ", I thought.
I opened my door and saw.... Coach Stopframe.
-Hey coach 😔 What can I do for ya.
-Hey Reverend aheheh, I'm taking care of my nephew Joe for the next few days and I was wondering if you could watch him tonight. I have... Stuff to do heh heh heh.
-Uhhh... You know I'm not a babysitter right? I have a life.
-Oh really?? Heh heh heh...
-Ok fine I'll take him. But don't expect this to be a regular thing.
-Thanks revvy heh, I owe you😉
-urm yeah whatever, I grumbled, letting Joe into my home.
Joe looked pretty pissed. He's a troubled kid yk. His dad is super old. He got nurse Bendy pregnant (lucky gramps ugh) and took her kid. Joe still thinks his mom died in childbirth. Poor thing.
-So Joe! What do you wanna do?
-Your house is boring euhh.
-Yeah well what do ya expect kid, I'm a boring guy. Lemme give you a tour.
I showed him around my small house. After each room, he stuck his tongue out and said " dumb EUH ". He laughed at the bottle of lotion on my nightstand and the heart shaped trash can full of tissues. Kids are harsh sometimes. I set up a place to sleep for him in the living room.
-Hey do you know why your uncle couldn't keep you tonight?, I asked the kid
-euh yeah he's probably at the pub with his stupid gay boyfriend
- W-wait, he's gay?
-Well duh🙄 have you seen his fashion sense?? He's always telling me about this stupid guy he likes it's so gross. He's so burning in hell.
-My gosh. Gays. In Moralton?? What a surprise. Thank you for telling me Joe. I'll do a sermon on this Sunday.
I am shocked. Has no one been paying attention to my sermons?! Faggotry is a huge sin. I taught them better than that. Vile. Just vile. Ugh now I have the image of the coach doing sinful gay stuff in my head!! That's gonna keep me up at night. Nasty non reproducers😒
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My little sin ♡ (Moral Orel)
FanfictionReverend Putty x Coach Stopframe moral Orel romance (GAY)