Part 1 🥺

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Reverend Putty's POV ✝️

I'm so alone. It's not even funny anymore. I have no friends. No wife or girlfriend. I only have Stephanie. And we don't agree on much. She visits Sinville every weekend so I'm left alone, soaking up my sadness. God, why don't ya help me out a bit. I've devoted my life to you for darn sake! Can't you send me a nice lady to keep me company? Preferably blond? But yk I'm not picky. Anything God?? Ugh I guess not.

My doorbell rang. I quickly wiped the lotion off my hands and sprung to the door.

"Omg omg omg omg this is it!! I knew you could hear me!! Thank you Lord!!! ", I thought.

I opened my door and saw.... Coach Stopframe.

-Hey coach 😔 What can I do for ya.

-Hey Reverend aheheh, I'm taking care of my nephew Joe for the next few days and I was wondering if you could watch him tonight. I have... Stuff to do heh heh heh.

-Uhhh... You know I'm not a babysitter right? I have a life.

-Oh really?? Heh heh heh...

-Ok fine I'll take him. But don't expect this to be a regular thing.

-Thanks revvy heh, I owe you😉

-urm yeah whatever, I grumbled, letting Joe into my home.

Joe looked pretty pissed. He's a troubled kid yk. His dad is super old. He got nurse Bendy pregnant (lucky gramps ugh) and took her kid. Joe still thinks his mom died in childbirth. Poor thing.

-So Joe! What do you wanna do?

-Your house is boring euhh.

-Yeah well what do ya expect kid, I'm a boring guy. Lemme give you a tour.

I showed him around my small house. After each room, he stuck his tongue out and said " dumb EUH ". He laughed at the bottle of lotion on my nightstand and the heart shaped trash can full of tissues. Kids are harsh sometimes. I set up a place to sleep for him in the living room.

-Hey do you know why your uncle couldn't keep you tonight?, I asked the kid

-euh yeah he's probably at the pub with his stupid gay boyfriend

- W-wait, he's gay?

-Well duh🙄 have you seen his fashion sense?? He's always telling me about this stupid guy he likes it's so gross. He's so burning in hell.

-My gosh. Gays. In Moralton?? What a surprise. Thank you for telling me Joe. I'll do a sermon on this Sunday.

I am shocked. Has no one been paying attention to my sermons?! Faggotry is a huge sin. I taught them better than that. Vile. Just vile. Ugh now I have the image of the coach doing sinful gay stuff in my head!! That's gonna keep me up at night. Nasty non reproducers😒

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