My little sin ♡ (Moral Orel)

Part 2

"Homosexuality.
Not only is it the biggest sin out there, it's just plain unfair. Men with men?!? Are you kiddin me? Try not to lose your virginity under those circumstances!"

Coach Stopframe's POV👨🏼

This man. He is so. Ugh. I put the effort to go to church today and he pulls out this shit!! It was totally aimed at me too. He was eying me the whole time with his nasty little eyes. He's totally just jealous because I get more action than him. Im pretty sure that guy's still a virgin LMAO. Still, he's turning the whole town against me. This is what I get for being the only gay who came out in Moralton. I wish my sweet Clay bae would come out too. Too bad he's like, married or whatever. Man, this is the last time I'm ever going to church. They obviously hate me there.

Sometimes I think I should move to Sinville. They would accept me. The only thing stopping me is Clay. I have put too much effort into our relationship to just move away. My whole life revolves around him. I'm so close to my goal too. So close. Ever since that terrible sermon, I've started looking into satanism. I might try a ritual or smth. Who knows. Maybe it will work. I'm so desperate at this point, I'll try anything. I go out with Clay often now. He's obviously into me. We flirt all night long but when we're about to kiss, he changes his mind. He's edging me. Such a rascal ahah. I'll get him though. One day.

Reverend Putty's POV✝️

My sermon was a hit! I'm so good at my job. Why am I single? Whatever. Us straight white guys have it so hard these days. I miss the good ol days where women appreciated men with class. Now all they want is stupid sensitive femmy catboys. Makes me sick! I blame the gays tbh. They have it so easy, with their stupid rights and stuff. They can even get married in some backwards countries now!! Disgusting! Even that greasy coach gets more action than me! And I'm the reverend! Damn liberals.

Speaking of the coach, he seemed pretty uncomfortable during my sermon. I got him good! He kept glancing nervously (｡>﹏<｡) at Clay Puppington. They must be friends or something. I better warn Clay to watch out for AIDS. You can never be too careful. Poor guy probably doesn't even know that Danielle is homo.

Sometimes I wish I could be gay. It must be so easy to get laid for them. No women or teasing or bragging about your money. I mean come on. There's nothing stopping you! Other than hell ofc. Man I need to stop thinking about this. Thankfully, Orel said he has a surprise for me today.

Well, it was definitely a surprise! I lost my virginity!! Not with Orel no. He brought me 3 prostitutes from Sinville and told me to save their souls. Well we had a great night full of saving that's for sure. I've never been happier tbh. It was kinda weird though. I really didn't know what to do with the girls. I'm not used to being in control of stuff. I prefer being bossed around. Everything I do is controlled by someone, God, but there's no instructions on fucking in the Bible so I was stumped! I still had fun though.

On a different note, I think I'll leave the house tonight. I'll go to the pub. And socialize😦

I walk in and sit down in the back corner of the pub. It's only 6, so it's pretty empty here. it's just me, Forghetty, and that stupid police officer. I order a gingerale and relax. Many minutes go by slowly. It's about 7:30 now. The pub filled up quite a lot. Why was I even here again? To socialize? I wasn't accomplishing much in the corner of the pub. I stand up and walk towards the bar. I sit at the far end, not wanting to disturb the others. Forghetty sees me and greets me warmly. She's a sweet girl, too bad she doesn't go to church more often.

-Would ya like something to drink reverend?, she asks

-Uh, do you have chocolate milk?

-Sorry, I'm afraid not. I can get you a beer though!

-Yeah sure whatever

She pours me a big glass of bubbly brown stuff and sets it down in front of me. I mutter a thanks and start sipping it, trying not to gag at the bitter taste. The door opens and someone walks in. They sit down at the bar next to me. Forghetty comes back to greet him.

-Hey Danielle! How's it going?, she asks

My heart drops a bit when I hear his name. I glance at him quickly and we make eye contact for a split second.

-I'm great. Just great, he mutters to Forghetty as she serves him a colorful drink.

We both sit in silence, taking sips. I decide to say something, the quiet is killing me.

-Uh, are ya waiting for someone?

What a creepy question to ask! Good job Puts, now he'll think I'm obsessed! I am pretty curious though. I wonder who the guy Joe told me about is.

Suddenly, the door opens and Danielle looks up excitedly. Before I can see who it is, the door shuts again. The coach's excitement turns into disappointment.

-I was. But he's not coming anymore. Thanks a lot.

I can feel the sadness in his voice. That was probably his gay boyfriend. Man, I feel really bad now! I should be proud though. I stopped the homos. The coach looks too sad for me to be happy.

-Sorry..

We sit in silence again. Danielle looks like he wants to say something but he holds himself back. After a few more minutes, he finally speaks to me.

-You know we can't control our sexuality.

-Uh sorry?

-I never chose to be gay.

-Don't be silly coach. Ofc you have a choice! if it weren't for the going to hell part, I'd want to be gay too!

-Aheheheh...You're a weird guy reverend.

-Oh call me Rod

-Ahahah...You're a weird guy Rod.

-You too Dan!

-Don't call me that.

-Sorry.