Sweet As Candy (Bob Velseb x Reader)

Chapter 7

SORRY FOR NOT POSTING IVE BEEN BUSY

Also 8.8K READS!?!? IM DYING RN IM SO DAMN HAPPY ON GOD

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You stared at a pole. It wasn't broken or anything, but it made you mad. It had your missing poster right next to Bob's wanted poster. You made a throw up motion and continued walking. They haven't taken those posters down ever since you'd had dissapeared in the first place. You huffed and made a turn to the Candy Club.

Lila had assigned you candy duty, so you had to fetch candy and give it out to the kids. But, you managed to bargain. You get to watch Skid and Pump while they trick or treat instead. Nothing bad. You even got an outfit to wear. Scary nun, that's the way to go.

"[NAME]! How you doing?" Kevin smiled at you. That's new. "Everything's good. But, what's gotten you all smiley?" You put your hands onto your hips and walked over to the counter. "I- uhm- may have gotten a boyfriend." Kevin had turned a little red. You playfully punched him in the shoulder. "Good job, man! Who's the lucky guy?" "Streber. He works at the haunted house." You smiled wider. "Aaaw! I'm happy for you!" Kevin smiled at this. "So, what candy do you want?" You looked around the store. "Hmm. 5 bags of random candy"

Kevin chuckled and grabbed 5 bags and handed them to you. "And that'll be 15.69." You handed him the money. "Alright! Thank you and see you soon!" "You too! And also, please stay safe. Halloween is when The Red Devil usually comes out, and he might come for you." You smiled at Kevin. "Thank you, Kev. I'll try to stay safe. You stay safe too, okay?" He nodded and you walked out of the store.

You walked through the xd autumn streets. People saw you and waved, and you waved back. You saw the Hatzgang around the corner. You ran over to them, smiling. Robert looked up at you and nudged at Ross, who nudged at Roy. "Hey [NAME]! How you doing?" Ross crossed his arms and smiled. "Good. What about the three of y'all?" They replied with the same and Roy had to have his game taken away for him to reply. "Y'all want some candy? I bought 5 bags, so there's enough!" They all ferociously nodded and grabbed a sma handful, and Roy took 5 handfuls. 

"Stay safe!" "You too!" You smiled at yourself in and walkdd your merry way to Lila's house. You skipped a coupke times and waved to other passer byers. Finally reaching Lila's house, you opened the door. Lila was sitting at the table, looking through her old scrapbook. "Hey Lila!" She looked up at you and smiled. "Hey [NAME]- WOAH! That's a lot of candy. You carried that here?* You nodded and sat them ontk the table. "Hey Lila, what time is it?" She checked her watch. "Almost time to watch Skid go trick or treating. Better get your costume on!" "Alright, alright." You hugged Lila real quick and ran to your room. 

You basically LIVED with Lila now, as all of your stuff had been moved. You grabbed your costume and did a quick change. You grabbed some foundation and mde your face paler. Hell, you even had a cross necklace. You grabbed your bucket Skid gave you, as he and Pump were using pillow cases. You smiled at yourself in the mirror and ran out to the door to see pump waiting.

"Mx. [NAME]! Come on!" "Coming, Skid!" You patted his head and walked out of the door. "Make sure you three get lots of candy! I want some!" Lila smiled through the window and you gave her a thunbs up. 

You, Skid, and Pump walked forward and looked both ways, then crossed the street. You went to a couple houses and got some good candy. You heard Lila screaming at someone while y'all walked towards the house across the street. She was beung held back by the cops while screaming at a kid dressed up as...

Bob Velseb.

You shivered, as that traumatic moment had never left you, and still apoears in the darkest cracks of your nightmares. You turned around to see Skid and Pump breaking someone's door with a hammer. "HOLY-" You ran up to them right when the door opened to reveal and angry man. "COME HERE YOU PRICK-" He lookwd down to see Akid and Pump, then you behind them. "Trick or treat!" He leaned down to the two kid's height. "Excuse me? You just broke my door!" Skid and Pump looked to each other and started doing that spooky face and scream theyve been practicing.

The man looked unfazed. Until he started to get annoyed. "Okay okay okay, fine! Here, take it!" He looked up at you as Pump and Skid celebrated. "I'm so sorry sir, here, I'll pay to fix your door." You handed him some money and he snatched it. "Thank you. Now please take those two cretins away." You nodded. "Come on boys!"

You went to different houses after that, saying random things, and adding funny poses.

"Candy or curse!"

"Sweets or saws!"

"Offer or suffer!"

"Buddy or Bloody!"

"Death or UUUUY!" The three of you got to a church when a preist opened the door and threw hot water at the three of you. Y'all dodged, so the water splashed a small kid in a cowboy costume, who was now screaming. Y'all ran quickly as the preist yelled. "Get out of the lord's house! You devil-worshipping friends!" You laughed. "Let's go to the forest!" Skid brought up and idea, and ended with y'all running into the forest."YAAAAY!"

Yall heard a scary and sheilling screech, and y'all sped away. "Let's go to the hAunted house!" "Good idea, Pump!" You smiled at the two who yelled. "YAAAAY!" Y'all ran until you got to a latge house. 'This is the haunted house Kevin was talking about! I'll say hi to his boyfriend for him.' You smiled deviously.

Skid and Pump smiled at the house, until green smoke appeared. Someone came out of the house afterwards. "Ah! Welcome, to the hauntiest of houses!" He smiled at you and the two starry eyed boys. "As you can see, I am a real vampire!* He granbes his cloak and walked behind the three of you, oushing you up to a mirror. He wasnt showing in the reflection. Skid smiled happily and Pump frowned, feeling above his head. You laughed and smiled largely.

"Now, get inside! And get SCARED!" Pump and Skid ran inside, laighing. You walked up to the vampire. "You're Streber, right?" He noddes. "Well, Kevin said hello! He told me about you two this morning." Streber smiled. "Well, tell him I said hello!" You nodded. "Will do!" And you ran to find Skid and Pump inside of the haunted house.

~~Streber's POV~~ I waved at them as they ran into the haunted house. They must be looking after the two boys. I straightened my outfit and turned around to see a tall man dressed up in a devil outdit looking at me. "Well, hello little devil fellow! Would you like to get scared?" He smiled a rather creepy smile. "Did you know if you eat a human brain, you'll get a disease similar to Mad Cow?" He did some hand gestures and even started drooling.

"W-what?" That was a I could muster until I felt a sharp pain in my right arm. My arm was gone, and the devil has a himd of it. He started to eat it. I fell to the ground and watched as he wrapped it into a paper towel, walking inside of the haunted house.

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Hey everyone! Sorry for not posting. I got writers block for a bit, but here it is! Also I rewatched Tender Treats to get the dialogue right just for y'all! Also,

8K READS!?!? IM LITERALLY ALMOST CRYING. THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH! I GUVE YOU ALL KISSES! I LOVE YOU ALL SO FUCKING MUCH AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY! EASE STAY SAFE!

-Bob Velseb's Wife (Chill y'all. I'm still sharing!)