Sweet As Candy (Bob Velseb x Reader)

Chapter 11

Wooh... I'm uh... I'm slowly getting back into the old grind I guess. Whooo...
Also I found out that Spooky Month is set in 2010-2013, soo...
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You woke up in a slight daze, with no memory of what had happened. What? Where? You were on your couch. You had fallen asleep there. You could remember that. But... You didn't remember you covering yourself with a blanket. You raised a brow in confusion. You sat up. There was a sharp pain in your shoulder. Must've been dislocated or something... What happened?

You got up and walked to your kitchen. There was a plate. With some cold food. Must've been made a while ago. The eggs, bacon, and sausage were all placed to form a smiley face. How cheesy, you thought. You saw your back door. Broken. You grew a bit wide eyed. "What...?" What happened last night? Your brain was foggy. You could barely remember anything. And, who made the breakfast?

You left the breakfast on the table and walked to your room. Blood on your bed. A knife on the nightstand. A red bald cap and devil horns. What the fu- Oh... oh... Bob Velseb.

You went wide eyed, backing away. You were alone in your house, that was a fact. You remembered what had happened last night. You... you had the perfect chance to call the police on Bob, and you healed him, like the madman you must be. Blame it on the adrenaline all you want.

You let out a shaky sigh and went to go change your clothes. You browsed through your messy closet. Ever since you saw Bob basically get murdered, you fell into an awkward, paranoid, and depressive state. You always had feared he would come back to kill you. Kidnap you again. You still needed to jump the town for not helping you when he kidnapped you. You grabbed a quick outfit of your choice and went to the bathroom to go change.

You had just finished brushing your hair when you got a phone call. You groggily answered it.

"Yes?"

"Oh [NAME]! Have you heard? Bob had... like.... come back to life! His body was missing from the morgue!"

Lila yelled over the phone. You jumped at it, nodding.

"Yeah... yeah... I-I know..."

"And I wanted to say, thank you for watching my boy and Pump tonight!"

"Yeah no probl- WHAT?"

You remembered none of this. And you didn't wanna. You needed to do human things, like eat for once! Not watch a duo of troublemakers!

"Yeah... thank you. Please be here at around eight, okay?"

"Right. Fine."

You hung up. You groaned. It was 12:45. You had plenty of time. You looked over to the plate of breakfast left for you. Supposedly by Bob. You tossed it. Last time he fed you, you ate a damned human eyeball. God, weren't you stupid back then. You chuckled to yourself. You walked outside. You need to go grocery shopping because last time I checked, uh-

There was nothing in the fridge. It was cold. And your car was getting repoed. Great. You sighed and kept walking. You saw the Hatzgang, making fun of a ginger kid. You didn't bother. You were on a mission dammit! You had gotten to the store. You saw a newspaper, reading:

"Bob Velseb's body has gone missing from the morgue recently! Please stay safe!"

You shook your head. Walking inside, you grabbed a cart and began to everything you needed inside. Soap, shampoo, conditioner, toothpaste, yeah... That. Then you went to the food isle. You grabbed random packs of food. Your shoulder still hurt like a bitch, and you were too tired to care. You paid for everything, but GOD. $103.69!? Holy shit...

You reluctantly paid for it and went home. You need to eat. It was getting bad. You got home rather quickly and grabbed a random microwavable food item. Chicken nuggets. You sat a bunch of them on a plate and started the microwave to about four minutes. You sat down on the couch, scrolling through random sites.

"Try our new Pelo cookies!"

Maybe... that sounds nice.

"Come back to Boys N' Grills! Reopened, but with the same great meat!"

You quickly scrolled away.

A picture of Streber and Kevin from yesterday. Streber had just gotten out of the hospital... Aww... That's good for him. Maybe I should help them pay for a prosthetic arm? You pondered, your mood being lifted.

You smiled to yourself and checked the time. 2:34. Yeah, plenty of time still. You kept scrolling. There was a picture of John and Jack at the bar, partying. They didn't lose their jobs as officers, thankfully. You chuckled to yourself.

BEEP BEEP BEEP

You groaned and got up, getting your chicken nuggets out of the microwave. You began to eat them, although they were searing hot. You kept scrolling. A picture of Bob back in 2009. He was cooking, giving the camera a thumbs up.

You shuddered, scrolling past. Oh hey! The haunted house isn't shutting down! Yeah. It'll be back next Halloween. You smiled to yourself. Yawning, you sat your phone down. You could take a quick nap before going to babysit the dastardly duo.

You fell asleep, the last thing you felt was a blanket covering you up.

Run.

You were running fast, away from something. "Where ya goin' sweetie?" Bob. You were running from Bob. You grew faster. You felt a cold hand grip onto your shoulder. You were flipped around to see a smiling Bob, his teeth stained with blood. He held a knife, pointed at your throat. You stood like that until he quickly dug the knife in.

You jolted up, sweating and breathing heavily. You clutched your chest tightly, shaking. 7:49. Fuck. You got up and brushed your hair again. You didn't wanna see those two. You left your home. On your way, you felt a familiar feeling. As if... someone was following you... It made you feel sick to your stomach.

You kept walking, gaining pace. You felt a hot breath on your neck. You spun around. Nothing. This felt... oddly familiar... You were running now, trying to get to Lila's house.

You arrived quickly, Skid and Pump running up to you and hugging you tightly. You chuckled. Lila smiled. "Thanks [NAME] for watching them." "No problem." Lila smiled at you and kissed you on the cheek before she left. You were astounded, holding your cheek. You turned a bright red as you walked inside with the two.

Okay, this night was gonna be normal. It was going to be fun, as what Skid and Pump say. They beg you to watch Ooga Booga 3 with them. Yeah. A good night.

Boy weren't you wrong.

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HAHAHA CLIFFHANGER! Also, howdy guys, gals, and nonbinary pals! I think I got a bit better at writing, idk. But, here's a new chapter! This one's a bit of a filler, really. Just wait for the fun to begin in Chapter 12 though. Now, I better head to bed before my Step Dad finds out I'm up late <3

Signing off for now,

Bob Velseb's Wife. (Y'all I'm sharing I promise please don't eat my family)

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