Last journey with a new beginning || scaramouche x y/n

- Chapter 25

You took your time to get to his office, you would have been late anyway if you had rushed. But why rush for someone like Scaramouche anyways? As you approached Scaramouches office door, a woman came running out of it. She was clearly shedding a few tears, with her makeup scattered all around her face. Someone sure is breaking hearts today.

You clicked your tounge as you as you entered Scaramouches office. His hair was all messed up and one side of his face and his neck was covered in red lipstick marks.

"Seems like someone was having fun eh?"

You smirked as you approached his desk.

"Shut up and clean this shit on my face,"

"Ahh I also thought it was weird that you of
everyone else got a girlfriend!"

You chuckled as you walked behind his chair.

"Do what I told you. The rest is none of your business,"

He growled. You rolled your eyes as you grabbed a wet wipe from the table and started gently wiping his face. Scaramouche held a small poket mirror in his hand, to see his face and if the marks were being removed properly or not. By now you had scrubbed the marks for a good 7min, but they just wouldn't erase. Not even a single smudge appeared, the lipstick just stayed on like it was tattooed. 

"This isn't working,"

You sighed, as you stopped wiping his face. Scaramouche scrunched his eyebrows, thinking of a solution. You looked at him, worried. He quickly stood up before grabbing your wrist and flouncing out of his office with you.

As you both speed walked through the corridors, you gained attraction, and many stares. People whispered as you passed by, either shock or amusement on their faces. Why? Well the answer was quite simple. Who wouldn't be curious after spotting the most hated fatui with kisses all over his face and running around while holding onto a womans hand, especially when that woman was his SECRETARY?! Well it sure made sense to everyone else by now why you were his private secretary, not just secretary.

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You had been running around for a good 10 minutes by now, before you reached a beautiful silver door. Scaramouche banged on the door. The door opened to reveal Signora who wearing a red robe, some sort of face mask and cucumbers on her eyes.

"I felt a strange energy with a shit personality approaching my door, what do you want Scaramouche? It's my day off so make it quick,"

Signora sassed as she placed her hands on her hips.

"Your makeup remover, knowing that it's magic considering what type of makeup you are using on a daily basis."

"What are you suggesting by that?!"

"Ugly witch"

"No bitches"

"No bitches? You mean many bitches!"

Scaramouche bickered, frustration on his face."
Signora removed the cucumbers off her eyes as she laughed so much that she needed to wipe her fake tears.

"You, and bitches?! HAHAHAHA as if!"

She guffawed before taking a good look at Scaramouche for the first time. She looked confused, before noticing you and before starting to laugh once again.

"So now you are paying your SECRETARY to give you those fake lil kisses?!"

You laughed as Signora said that. Sure sounded like Scaramouche. He probably payed the woman to run out the door crying, to make himself feel like he is actually breaking hearts.

"No, that stupid prostitute Yulika won't leave me alone."

He grumbled, rolling his eyes.

"Ohhhh her. Yeah, fine. Come in, I don't trust you leaving with it,"

Signora giggled as she went to search for the makeup remover she regularly uses. Scaramouche entered Signoras room and you shortly followed behind. Her room was beautiful, it was covered with red roses everywhere, and there was a lot of red and faux cheetah fur everywhere. Basically a sex dungeon. You cleaned Scaramouches face and luckily the makeup came off easily. Signora sat on her bed and placed her cucumbers back on her face before she asked,

"So why did she trouble you again Scara?"

"Because I told her that i'm not taking her to the red ruby event, the fatui and whatever get together this year,"

Scaramouche responded. Signora giggled, considering how many times Yulika had troubled him last year for a whole month about the event. She wondered how many times will Yulika show up at his door this year, to only be rejected again.

"Ah, speaking of which! Me and y/n have a very VERY busy schedule and we have to go. Good day-"

Scaramouche announced as he grabbed your wrist and rushed out Signoras room with you.

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Scaramouche sat behing his desk in thinking position. He rubbed his temples as he tried to say something, only for his mouth to fail him.

"What just spit it out already, I am already behind schedule and have a shit ton of your work to do today?!"

You barked as you crossed your arms.

"Alright whatever, come here. But don't you dare take it the wrong way,"