Fnac Incorrect Quotes

Part 3

I have appeared back to this book again. Hi
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*Everyone is standing around the broken toaster*
Oldy: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Blank: ...I did. I broke it.
Oldy: No. No you didn't. Scribble?
Scribble: Don't look at me. Look at Peter.
Peter: What?! I didn't break it.
Scribble: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Peter: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Scribble: Suspicious.
Peter: No, it's not!
Candy: If it matters, probably not, but Cindy was the last one to use it.
Cindy: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Candy: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Cindy: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my eyelashes. Everyone knows that, Candy!
Blank: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Oldy.
Oldy: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Candy: Oldy... Philip been awfully quiet.
Philip: REALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Oldy talking to Mary: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Oldy: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Oldy:
Oldy: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Puppeteer: I was thinking I'd do some acting-
Past.Rat: You? Acting? Puppeteer, it says talent show.
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Philip: I turned out perfectly fine!
Peter: Phil, this morning you thought a ghost made the toast
Philip: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU NOR PETAL DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
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Cat: Where are you going?
Rat: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there
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Rat: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Oldy: Nope, absolutely not.
Candy: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Cindy: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Mary: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Oldy: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.