Fnac Incorrect Quotes

Part 1

Blank: I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why
Oldy: Only if you also don't ask why
Oldy: *Pulls put two human skulls* Take your pick
Blank: ...
Oldy: ...
Blank: This one is fine
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Oldy: I prevented a murder today
Candy: Really? How'd you do that?
Oldy: Self control
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Cat: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Vinnie: Wow, you could have start with a 'good morning'
Cat: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
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Candy: Violence is never the answer
Oldy: You're right
Candy: Wait real-
Oldy: Violence is the question
Oldy: And the answer is yes
Peter: No-
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Chester: If you were to vacuum up jello though a metal tube, I would think that'd be a neat noise
Candy: I beg to differ
Chester: Then beg
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Blank: Is something burning?
Oldy: Just my love for you
Peter: The toaster is on fire
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Blank: You love me right, Oldy?
Oldy: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it
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Peter: God, give me patience
Philip: I think you mean 'give me strength'
Peter: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead