Making fun of TLG/TLK

Bunga pisses me off... a lot

Oh my Goodness...

WhErE tO bEgIn?!

🦆 = fuck

(Language warning ⚠️)
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Alright so let's take this back to season 3 of Lion Guard. Now I'm sure we all remember Kion attempting to master the roar with Askari. But fucking Rani wants to a nosy ass bitch and go fuck around for Kion.

Now many people have already told me before that she was "worried and concerned" that's a weak argument even worse than mine. Anyways then here comes this blue bastard bitch wanting to also be nosy in Kion's personal business.

Like poor Kion here is trying to concentrate, which he then proceeds to continue talking Askari and Bunga decides it's a good time to start CLAPPING? Like honestly snooping was enough but now you feel the need to make Askari poof and distract Kion. As if you haven't done that enough times.

Where's fuli, she'll back me up.
Now you might think differently about Bunga in these situations but hey, at least try to try to see why I'm coming from.

Moving forward with this rant, I personally feel that we didn't need these two to go over here and be petty because their "close" with Kion. I feel that there was more to what could've been seen.

(Epiphany incoming)

OH! Let's us not forget the time Bunga also waltzed around the pridelands like if he had crack and booze at 3AM with almost half the entire kingdom behind him, fucking praising him now? Excuse you? Why isn't this a crime!

Just because he stopped a damn river from bursting? For crying out loud he said "PuT a StIcK iN iT" and the stick later FALLS OUT! Then here goes this blue bitch telling random animals random shit for 🦆s sake he told a ostrich to put its head under sand? How the hell did that thing not even suffocate?! I know it doesn't have plot armor. So what's the big idea?!

(moving on)

Did Zuka Zama bother anyone else?
No?, Well too bad! Lol

Just throwing this out there, Timon and Pumba had the right idea not allowing Bunga to join the guard... just saying.

Not only is Bunga mental and ugly, He should've been dead around the end of season 2 statically speaking. Don't believe me? BET.

This is most likely inaccurate but it's still funny.

(My dark mode is glitchy so please don't mind the first pic being white, I know it disgusts me too)

So unless Disney Jr's entire franchise  was holding every character in the show hostage and forcing them to act on a script, I don't think Bunga should've lived through season 3 or season 2 for that matter. Logically speaking if Bunga magically found a way to live all the way up to s3 (unfortunately he did), I'ma be honest S3 Ep16 "Long Live the Queen" should've had Bunga's death instead of Queen Janna's and on top of that the episode should've been called "Thank Kings, he's dead!" I would've loved that.

Also the fact that google tells me Kion is 15 in human years in s2 means Bunga should've been dead way before then.

Next, I want to jump back towards episode 5 of season one. Not anything about the episode I just find the thumbnail as proof Bunga shares the equality of Jocelyn Wildenstien face, if not worse.  Don't believe me?! BET (X2)

(Big fat tip: don't look up that person unless you want be traumatized, you've been warned ⚠️)

Lastly let's take one last awful look of Bunga in Season 2 Ep 1. Who the hell thought is was a good idea to leave Bunga alone with children?! These animals has to be high as 🦆.

First off Fuli states how irresponsible Bunga is and how the idea to babysit that baby zebra 🦆 was insane. We saw what happens in Bunga the Wise, have we learned NOTHING?
Even so early into season 2 we being the script managers should've realized Bunga existing was a horrible idea and should've made an excuse for him to have "accidentally died"

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Well that's all for today's/tonight's rant depending on what time of day it is for you. Obviously this is a joke... we'll most of it, ok let's be honest nothing I said here was a joke, I stand by everything I said and all the adult 5 year olds need to calm down. This was quite enjoyable to write and share my opinion on what I though and hopefully you'll respect that as I'd respect yours. Shout out to
amazingspiderfan110 / disposablespider2 .
I also realized I wasn't following his second account so apologies from me. amazingspiderfan. This guy makes great, entertaining fanfictions and his second account disposablespider2 has a great rant posted up so do check that out if you haven't already. Thanks again for reading!

(Small addition; Why is it possible for Bunga to look horny...)

Peace ✌️