Scaramouche pov
I was going to the store cus the fridge was hella empty. Ya know food is good so i kinda have to get it.
Now what did i need again.. oh right im making dinner what should i make tho. Hmmm maybe lasagne yeah that's good. Let me go get everything needed.
Ok how the fuck do i make lasagne again. Google it is ig. ugh can't kazuha make dinner or something. Whatever. Should i poison his food hmmm he does give me money tho and I don't have to work maybe no.
I should grab some snacks cus why not were out anyway. Ok ill get coke, ice cream, chips, cake for dessert, candy and some chocolate. Yeah that's good.
Ugh why does there have to be so many people in this store. Im gonna end up bumping into someone. If i end up ill fr leave.
Why do the self checkouts have to be so full. Ill just wait whatever.
Half an hour later
Finnlayyy i got to pay took long enough. God time to go back. By the time im home kazuhas prob already there as well. Wait i need to make dinner before he's home and i have half an hour. Fuckkkkk. Fuck it im buying McDonald's .
???:"hello what would you like?"
Scara:"hello id like a ......."
???:" Ok it's gonna cost 30€. Drive up to the second window"
God i was so awkward
???:" Here you go"
Scara:" thanks"
Ok time to go home now. Hope kazuha won't be annoyed that i got McDonald's again for dinner. Well not my fault that the line at the store was to long.
At home
Well im home before him so ill just uhh set it up like i cooked it ig. Actually i should first put the food in the fridge.
Now time to make it look beautiful.
God im so good at setting the table with McDonald's he's gonna question me prob tho. Ehh ill be fineee.
Ok heard the door open
Kazu:" im home sweetheart"
Scara:" took you long enough"
Kazu:" sorry i had more work today. What do we have for dinner?"
Scara:" a very beautifully plated McDonald's burgers and fries extra fries."
Kazu:" you were lazy to make dinner?"
Scara:" nooo i just ran out of time"
Kazu:" alright lets go eat and you tell me about your day."
Scara:" ok"
After they ate
Kazuha pov
Kazu:" you have some sause on your lips"
Scara:" oh i do wh- MMMM"
I kissed him while he said that.
Kazu:" mm"
Scara:" ka-kazuha what !?!?!?"
Kazu:" aww look your face is such a pretty shade of red."
Scara:" nooooo"
He said that as he nussels his face into my shirt.
Kazu:" come on lets go to the couch"
He stayed quiet and i picked him up on my way to the couch.
Kazu:" you comfy?"
Scara:"mhm"
An hour later
He looks so adorable asleep sadly i have to wake him up tho. I might die butt I'll be finee. Right?
Kazu:" wake up sweety"
Scara:"nooo you bitch"
Kazu:" OWW"
scara:" hmph"
Kazu:" did you have to punch me in the stomach"
Scara:" yes i did you waked me up"
Kazu:" yea yea lets go to bed i dont wanna sleep on the couch"
Scara:" to bad i ain't moving"
Kazu:" fine then"
I took him off of myself got up and started leaving.
Scara:" where are you going????"
Kazu:" to bed alone since you wanna sleep on the couch. But if ypu change your mind your more than welcome to come to bed."
Scara:" hmph. Carry me to bed"
Kazu:" you have legs scara and im probably gonna fall with you if i pick you up since I'm tired"
Scara:" hmph fine I'll come to bed"
Kazu:"great! Also can you grab a glass of water for the night?"
Scara:" whyyy??"
Kazu:" bc im lazy to get up at 3am just to get you a glass of water so I'd rather have it right now on the nightstand"
Scara:" You Fatherless, motherless, grandpaless, grandmaless, friendless, wifeless, hubbyless drug infecting, weed smokin', Cocaine sniffin' broke bitch get it yourself"
Kazu:" scara wtf"
Scara:"hmph fuck off"
Is he high himself.
Kazu:" are you good?"
Scara:"fucking whore"
