TMD Preferences & Imagines!

Y/n & The Ducks oneshits

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CONNIE<3
"Yeah but I really like guy connie!"-you
"I'm sick of him, I mean look at him walking around so self absorbed and shit, why do you even like him?"-connie
"Well he's really cute🤷‍♀️"-you
(You and Connie share a door room and your telling her about guy🤭)
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ADAM
"All Night you barely even danced with me!"-you
"Don't make me laugh I've been trying all night you've been shaking your ass for like half of the team!"-Adam
"REAL NICE!"-you
"You barely gave me a chance all evening!"-Adam
"What?!"-you
"Do I get another Dance?"-Adam
"IM LEAVING!"-you
"Y/NNNNNNNNN"Adam
(I imagine him and you doing this for a school play🤭)
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GOLDBERG
" Goldberg if your where an attractive guy how would you perceive me?"-you
"OUCH! And I'd perceive you as bitchy<3"-Goldberg
"OUCH"-You
(Asking Goldberg for advice👍)
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CHARLIE
"Fuck, marry, kill, Adam Sandler, Rihana, and Harry Styles"-You
"Kill Rihana, marry harry styles and fuck Adam Sandler, EASY!"-Charlie
"Why not fuck harry styles?"-you
"If we're married we can do more than just fuck😏"-Charlie
"OMG CHARLIE NO!"-you
(Charlie being really fucking gay)
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FULTON
"Yeah and me and my bf were about to go to band class, are you coming kat-"-you
"YOURE A FUCKING BAND KID?!?!"-Fulton
"AND YOUR AN EMO LITTLE BITCH SO STFU"-you
(Fulton bullying band kids😔)
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DWAYNE
"IM A PISCES TOO!, WHATS YOUR SIGN DWAYNE?"-you
"I think it's my sign to leave"-Dwayne
"Wha-"-you
"BYE YOU SPOOKY WITCH"-Dwayne
(Dwayne doesn't fuck with witchcraft💀)
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DEAN
"WHO TF TURNED OF THE MUSIC"-Dean
"I DID, IT FUCKING SUCKED ASS"-you
"WHAT TF IS WRONG WITH YOU"-Dean
"Nothing, I'm perfect<3"You
(Dwayne's taste in music fucking sucks)
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JESSE
"Wanna play 2truth & 1lie?"-Jesse
"ME FIRST! OKAY I HAVE PURPLE EYES, MY FAV COLOR IS GREEN AND I FUCKED GUY GERMAINE"-you
"That's so easy y/n, the 3rd one"-Jesse
"Jesse their eyes aren't purple"-Connie
"YOU WHAT?!?!"-Jesse
(2truths 1lie with Jesse)
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JULIE
"I'm not 14 but I am the 1 4 you🤭"-you
"OH I HAVE ONE! Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty fucked up<3"-Julie
"HEY!"-You
(Smooth pickup lines🤭)
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GUY
"The test was so hard, hopefully we get good grades!"-you
"IT WAS A TEST?!?!"-guy
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Kenny
"Awww look Kenny it's a tiny little carrot"-you
"You sure?, I mean it looks pretty average size yk, I'm ngl it's kinda big🤷‍♀️"-Kenny
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THAT IS ALL I HAVE FOR YOU!!! I RLLY LIKED THIS SO PLEASE REQUEST SOME ONSHITS LIKE THIS OR SOME IMAGINES AND PREFERENCES!!!