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2.What the fu-

"WHY AM I NAKED?"

"OH MY GAWD! MY J-HOPE BOOTY IS NUMB!"

You were awakened by the ear piercing screams that made you whine as you squirmed under the comforter for more comfort.

"Maria baby, that's no way to wake up your sibling who's older- Woah!" You exclaimed in shock, getting your arm pulled up. "Hobi?" You asked confusedly before sitting up on the bed. "Wait, what the-"

"WHY ARE WE NAKED?!" Hoseok screamed and you had to cover your ears because of the intensity before processing everything.

"Ugh! You seriously woke me up for this?" You rolled your eyes before falling back on the bed, the comforter still covering your body. "Don't worry. We just got drunk and had a 'small' make-out session that I remember, nothing else happened."

"How are you sure- Wait. Yes! You're also a ninja!"

Time skip, after breakfast~

"Baby hope, what are you watching?" The sunshine lying on the couch asked as he glanced at your phone.

"Run BTS. Kate Min-slet and Leonardo Jung-caprio," you mumbled under your breath before looking at your sweet sweet husband.

"They used to be Jimeo and Kookliet," Hoseok said as he still had his head laid on your lap, your fingers running through his hair.

"Gimme huggies," you said out of the blue, placing your phone on the coffee table and taking off your (or Hoseok's) shirt.

"What the fu-" He halted on his words, reminding himself that Jin would smack his horsey head with the leJindary pink puma popcat slides if he knew about him swearing.

(Jin: No swearing in my household *holds up his pink puma popcat slides*)

"Let's start with archery. Yoongi and Jimin will be here anytime now," he said, placing the shirt back on you before leaving the living room and a pouting you alone.

~

"I'm gonna aim for the nine, Hobi. Because you're the one I need."

A total seduction is taking place.

"Stop flirting," Hoseok mumbled with a pout, making you sigh tiredly.

"Though I'm sleepy, I let you drag me outside. And here you are, ignoring my charms," you murmured, yawning slightly. "When will those short humans be here?"

You dozed off, while still standing there and waiting for an answer until the very own alarm of BTS tapped on your shoulder with his sunshine smile.

Falling for it. You're definitely falling for his charms.

"They're here!" Your husband squealed before running away to the two fluffballs who just stepped on the lawn to finally enjoy their holiday too.

"Chimmie!" You yelled before running and catching Jimin who jumped into your arms, his legs wrapping around your waist.

"Y/n!" He squealed, hugging you tightly as Yoongi just rolled his eyes, looking at you both acting like long lost siblings who finally found each other.

"Jimin, you're behaving like how you did before your puberty," the pale skinned man muttered.

"Huh?"

"You aren't flirting. Just surprised," he muttered once again before pulling Jimin away from you.

And I'm telling you, puberty didn't just hit BTS. It freakin' crash landed on them.