Sanford and Hank are sitting on the couch watching the news, just to see what's happening today. They watch the weather channel, and how traffic is going to be today but then they get to Nevada news channel and oh god its one of their gang's workers, guess who that is, nvm I'ma just tell you. It's Deimos...
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Yay...
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The news reporter tells the camera what happened. And it's along the lines of:
A male grunt in a Mexican theme costume runs in a taco shop and yells "GIVE ME THE TACOS!" And steals the tacos from the kitchen, and runs out the door of the shop. Please let the police know if you see the man. Thank you for your time.
And right as that was said, Deimos bust though the front door with a Mexican theme costume, and a bag full of tacos. "Yo! What's up?" Deimos is taking off the hat the he was wearing. "Did you really steal all of those???" Sanford said while standing up and pointing at the bag that Deimos was holding.
"No?"
"Deimos..."
"Fine I did, but what? It's not that big of a deal"
"Dei you got the cops called on you"
"I know but still, free food!"
Deimos said as he opened the bag and pulled out a taco,"please don't tell me your gonna eat that" Ford was concerned for a healthy reason. Like really eating taco from a bag? I don't think that's the best for your health man. But dei didn't care and just took a bite out of the taco (btw don't eat tacos you find in random bags in random places)
"Yum" Ford walks up to the •°•°•smaller°•°•° grunt aka Deimos,
"Deimos your very gross"
"I know"
Deimos handed Sanford a taco, and of course you can't waste any kind of food in Nevada so Ford ate it ofc, and the gang just ended up eating the tacos.
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The end
Thanks for reading this weird ass taco fic, but uhm I hope you enjoy the rest of your day!
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FanfictionEllo, I just wanted to say that the story are gonna take a few days (prob alot) before going public cuz I'm lazy :] ⟨All the art was made by me⟩
