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♡You go on a trip with your favorite mercs to a special place, BRANSON MISSOURI!! How does each merc react in general?♡

(I have no idea what dark force compelled me to create this, but here ya go.)

👟Scout👟

"Yo, toots, it's like family-friendly Vegas!"

Scout wants to do virtually EVERYTHING. He picked up more pamphlets at the hotel than you know what to do with! Every day that y'all are there, he wants to do something else. He's got multiple activities planned for the whole time y'all are there.

🪖Soldier🪖

"How American!"

Well, Soldier... let's just say he... spent all of his life savings on souvenirs with the American flag on them...

🔥Pyro🔥

"Hudda hudda hrr! Mmph mmmrh!"

Pyro became instantly excited when he stepped outside of the hotel and walked down the street, seeing all the bright lights and shiny things. He hopped around the street, holding your hand and mumbling excitedly. You got a LOT of strange stares from people, and people seemed to move away from you and Pyro as you walked.

💣Demoman💣

"Erggamabloodehmonstaer..."

He's drunk. That's all.

👊Heavy👊

"What would Little (Y/N) like to do?"

He asks you before y'all do anything. You're almost always the one deciding things, even though you tell Heavy that he can decide things sometimes.

🔧Engineer🔧

"Don't that just tickle your fancy?"

So, he went to every country band that was putting on a concert at the time, but his favorite had to be Clay Cooper. He dragged you along, and of course, he let you pick what places to go to as well, but when it was his turn to pick, he found tickets for a country concert.

💊Medic💊

"Fräulein? Where are you? Oh, Scheiße..."

Poor Medic. You both were walking in the sidewalk when he let go of your hand for a split second, and when he looked around, you were gone. Nowhere to be found. He panicked for a second, freezing up in the middle of the sidewalk, getting strange stares from people trying to pass by. Eventually, he headed back to the hotel in hopes that you two would regroup there. It was about thirty minutes before you got back to the hotel, hoping and praying that Medic was there. And sure enough, as soon as you opened the door to y'all's hotel room, he was sitting inside on the couch, completely asleep. From that day forth, you both promised to stay as close to each other as societally morally possible.

🏹Sniper🏹

"Ain't this peaceful, 'Roo?"

Hotel? PSSSSSH! Not for you and Sniper! He took you into the beautiful Ozark mountains in his camper van to be surrounded by nature. It was a beautiful getaway, just you and Sniper in the Ozarks, not a care in the world.

🚬Spy🚬

"That was a bad idea, fleur..."

You and Spy went to Silver Dollar City. He assumed he liked roller coasters a lot more than he did, and you and him went onto one of the most wild coasters in the park. Big mistake. As soon as Spy got off, he started to wobble like a drunkard. You helped him to a nearby picnic table where you sat down beside him, rubbing his back and holding his hand as waves of nausea hit the Frenchman.

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