fan and test tube go to olive garden

i hate the gays

// i wrote this with WalkingRedFlagg listening to baby music so like idk man //

fan and test tube were sooooo bored and they were soooooo hungry so then test tube said "yo yo yo what it do we should totally boogie our way over to olive garden for a very romantic and lovely date!1!1!1!" to which fan then replied "ok" in the most monotonest voice ever. 🤯🤯🤯🤯 ok get into the dodge ram pickup truck that fell out of the sky opposed to fans baby bitch car 🥺🥺🥺. "ok love of my live deary boo boo bear hop in the whip" said test tube to fan. "ok" fan says in the most boringest monotonest voice everrr and he opens the trunk and then rolls into the bat mobile.

test tube drove behind some old lady from ohio in a wheelchair driving at like 3 mph on the interstate 69 so then she ran the old lady over and then drove the remaining 748374847 miles to olive garden. fan almost died of being too ugly and fell out of the trunk into the road. test tube drove backwards and caused exactly 74 car crashes to get to her beloved boo boo bear fan baby boy. she almost got shot by some guy in a tree becuz it was steve cobs all along and he's ugly and test tube tried to overthrow the government and then she went ultra super sonic mode and drove away with her beloved dearest baby boo boo boyfriend fan cradling him in a baby carrier all the way to olive garden 😱‼️‼️‼️ (SO REALNOT CLICKBAIT)

once test tube and her baby boo boo bear dearest boyfriend i mean fan were inside of the olive garden they sat in a booth and then the waiter came and OMG ITS NICKEL and nickel said "what do u guys want to drink from this epic olive garden." "i want the silliest epicest bloody mary that u guys have pls and thanks" said test tube and then she looked at her little pissbaby boo boo bear i mean fan and he said "i want a super silly chocolate milky plspslpsl" sounding like a little timmy 5 year old that just came out of a mcdonalds playplace and got 4 different diseases and 7 different infections along with poland syndrome. "ok little bitchass motherfucker coming right up" nickel said and then he waddled away waddle waddle.

nickel came back 5 light years later and then he asked test tube 🧪🧪🧪🧪 if she was ok that her drink was a little hot and she said "yes i think" and nickel handed her the drink but then everything smelled like cat piss and she said "what the fuck is this u nasty ass bitch u fuckin burnt my drink," "no i didnt it was all mephone4's fault cuz his ugly ass works in the kitchen i just bring all the food man idk what to tell u" nickel defended himself. "super epic baby boo wife of mine why are u so mad" "shut the fuck up fan im going to slay the shit out of mephone4." and then she stood up and walked past nickels no-arm having ass towards the kitchen because he is tiny and stupid.

mephone4 just got done lacing another drink with meth and cat piss. test tube then busted her big ass toes through the doorway into the kitchen like the baddie pussy slay queen she is. "BITCH ION KNOW WHAT THE FUCK UR PUTTING IN THAT NASTY ASS FOOD BUT GOD DAMN IT SUCKS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️" the scientific substance holding glass yelled at mephone4's ugly ass face. mephone4's fat ass was eating cookies so he'd basically ignored her. "mf what" he looked at her with her mammott ass toes out all over the kitchen floor. "DID YOUR BITCHASS PUT FUCKING CAT PISS IN MY BLOODY MARY⁉️⁉️⁉️🩸🩸🩸" test tube yelled soooo loud everyone elses eardrums fucking exploded from how loud her ass used echolocation. "damn bitch u talk a lot" mephone4 complained and then test tube walked up to the bitchass iphone and grabbed him by the arm. "dammnn guys look its my so epic cool girlfriend" fan said when he saw test tube walking out of the kitchen area about 15 minutes later.