SpongeBob and Friends watching the show

Tea at the Treedome

*Title Card*

"Tea at the Treedome? What could this be about?" Sandy asked.

SpongeBob: [stands in Jellyfish Fields. A blue jellyfish floats by SpongeBob. SpongeBob creeps from behind a bush and stares at the jellyfish through a telescope. Cuts to his view with the telescope] Wow, four stingers.

"It looked like that blue Jellyfish that originally had no name." said SpongeBob.

[Spongebob puts away the telescope and puts on his glasses. Cuts to the jellyfish, where SpongeBob floats over it with his net. Cuts to the jellyfish alone, where SpongeBob's foot stretches out from off-screen and then the rest of his body appears. He attempts to grab the jellyfish in his net, but he catches himself in the net, then the jellyfish flies away.]

Everyone snickered.

[In the background, a young girl's voice is heard struggling. SpongeBob looks down a cliff and sees a land creature trying to fight a giant clam that's attempting to eat her. SpongeBob gasps.]

Sandy notices the note of this episode, "According to this episode, apparently this is my debut. I say, not bad for my first appearance."

SpongeBob: Where have I seen this before?

[SpongeBob then takes his field guide and skims through the pages] Land squirrel. [closes the book] That little squirrel is in trouble. [cuts to the squirrel, who is pushing the clam into the ground]

"Why am I in this field guide, anyway?" asked Sandy. "Are squirrels living underwater that common?"

"You'd be surprise" said SpongeBob. "Bikini Bottom dates back to the prehistoric, west, and medieval eras. There are sure to be other squirrels there who might look like you."

Sandy: Take that, you sorry old clam! Y'all need to learn some manners! [walks away] You're about as ugly as homemade soup.

SpongeBob: Hooray, land squirrel! 

Everyone cheered for that scene.

"Well shucks, I'm really flattered for you cheering." said Sandy, bashfully.

[cuts back to the land squirrel, who is oblivious to the clam resurfacing and jumping right at her. Cuts to SpongeBob, who is shocked, his glasses shoot up]

SpongeBob: Look out! [scene cuts to the clam with Sandy trying to escape the clam] Hold on, little squirrel! [does a karate yell in front of the clam, then does the same while bouncing to different sides. He jumps high in the air, and lands on top of the clam; he poses on top of the giant clam.]  

"If I were you, I'd take action immediately, boy-yo." said Mr. Krabs 

You have fought well, giant clam. Prepare to be vanquished! Hai! [tries to pry open the clam; he stops]Hey, I'm actually doing it. [SpongeBob continues, Sandy finishes prying the clam open from inside it and SpongeBob goes flying into a sea plant.] Your shell is mine! [SpongeBob pulls up his pants and starts to charge at the clam. He jumps into the clam's mouth and starts to strangle its tongue. SpongeBob sees that Sandy has already escaped and the clam swallows him now.] 

Everyone gasped

Sandy: Hold on there, little square dude! [gets SpongeBob out and kicks the clam around some more and finally kicks it across the sea. The clam whimpers. Sandy leans down to see if SpongeBob is okay.]

SpongeBob: Hey, you like karate too. [does some karate poses, then he stops and falls flat on his head] So, what's your name?

Sandy: Sandy. [makes athletic moves] So what do y'all call yourself?