Everyone's Mad Here (Male reader x Harley Quinn Show 2019)

A High Bar

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In the Legion of Doom's breakroom, Man-Bat and Two-Face are seen talking to each other as they walk out of the room, behind them Bane and Scarecrow gossiping, mostly it was Scarecrow who was gossiping.

Scarecrow: "Oh, crazy about Joker and Harley. I heard they tried an open relationship thing, which everybody knows only works for gay men."

Bane turns to Scarecrow, while stirring something into his cup of coffee

Bane: "Your idle gossip distracts me from my master plan. Break the Batman. Punish Gotham for it's transgressions, and stands atop the mountain of skulls left in my wake."

Scarecrow makes a disinterested noise and continues on with his gossiping.

Scarecrow: "Anyway, I heard Harley--"

Joker: "Morning."

Both Bane and Scarecrow turn their attention to Joker, who recently entered the breakroom and began to pour himself a cup of coffee, also interrupting Scarecrow.

Bane: "How are you?"

Joker: "Fine. Why wouldn't I be?"

Scarecrow and Bane proceed to exchange a look of confusion between them.

Scarecrow: "Cause, Harley dumped you. You know?"

Joker's eye twitches in annoyance at what he's told.

Joker: "People are saying Harley dumped me?"

He walks closer to Scarecrow pinning him between The Joker and Bane. Laughing once he finishes his question. Once again causing Bane and Scarecrow to exchange looks.

Joker: "Please! You know what? I don't even care. I wish her well."

Bringing his coffee up to his mouth for a sip, as his hand shakes with what can be assumed rage.

Now in Ivy's apartment, Harley is seen sitting on a couch with a remote in her hand and Y/N floating next to her eyes glued to the TV.

Harley: "Ivy, no rush, but Howie Mandel's only showing how to Thanksgiving leftovers into an entire nativity scene."

Y/N: "How interesting. Who is this again?"

Harley: "Did you live under a rock or something?"

Y/N: "Not from around here remember. Also I wonder what pranks I could pull to freak him out?"

Harley: "Leave Howie Mandel alone!"

Y/n only laughs at her outburst. Ivy is seen pouring coffee into two mugs and picking them up, making her way to the couch.

Ivy: "Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot."

She sits down and hands one of the mugs to Harley, who sits cross legged on the couch. Ivy looks at Y/N.

Ivy: "You sure you don't want anything?"

Y/N: "Unless you can make the Hatter's tea, I am fine. Thank you though."

The three of them go back to watching the TV. Where Howie Mandel is seen very sweaty and nervous for some reason.

Howie Mandel: "Next, I'm gonna show you how to make a mashed potato Virgin Mary. But first please welcome my, uh, surprise co-host. Uh, you know him as the clown prince of crime. Let's give it up to the Joker!"

The entire audience gasps in fear, as Joker laughs as he makes his entrance. This also shocks Harley, while Ivy and Y/N don't seem to be phased.

Harley: "Shit!"