The Earth Turd (Star vs the forces of evil)

The forth wall!!!

Marco's pov

"Uh... Nothing..." I say, dipping my head down so she doesn't see me blushing. Star shrugs and leans her head onto my chest.

I blush even harder. Why do I have to feel this way? Why can't we just be friends? Why do I want to sniff her hair? (Lol I just had to. Deal with it *puts on shades*)

Star closes her eyes and light snoring fills my ears.

*stars pov*

"Mom I must have some beans" I tell my mom. My mom pulls a bycicle out of her hair and hands in to me. "MOM I SAID BEANS!!!" She hands me Kale. "BEEEEEEEAAAAAAANSSSSSSSSS!!" I scream. She starts singing the bean song. I shave her hair and throw it away. My dad flies in on a unicorn and the room fills with rainbow farts. "Oops!" Dad says and flies off. I huff and puff and blow the castle down. I climb onto a rock and I become Rapunzel.

And then I wake up.

*Marco's pov*

The car outside honks and Star wakes up with a start. She jumps up and runs outside towards the car my parents are sitting in. Apperently the doctor already told my parents because they didn't ask what happened.

Me and Star both jump into the car and buckle up. Safety first, kids, always wear your seatbelt. Star sighs and leans back in her seat, still tired, I guess.

The whiles ride is boring, so Mangle didn't write that part. I just broke the forth wall again didn't I. Oh, no, I just cracked it. Really bad. Now it's broken.

I hop out of the car and Star jerks awake, rubbing her eyes. She gets out and leans on me for support. I grunt and put my arm around her, helping the tired blonde walk. I hear my parent chuckle and then I stop in my tracks at what my dad says.

"Remember when we were kids? We were in love like that!" He said, his accent clearly showing. "Si, Si, I think they would make lovely couple! After all, they are 13, and old enough to date, I guess..." My mom said.

I shook off my parents craziness and started towards the house again. When we were safely inside, my parents went up to their bedroom. Why? I have no idea. It isn't even night. WAIT!!! Ew...

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