If you're still reading this... why?
What force compelled you to read this?
Are you really at such a low point in your life
you need to read about dating a bottle of ketchup
to entertain your poor soul?
(Y/N's POV)
What's wrong with me. Dinners awkward today. Everyone can tell there's an elephant in the room. Everyone knows me and my mom now have tension. The guys don't know why. My dad breaks the silence. "Want to play poker as a family later?" It gets even more silent. Only the sounds of forks clinking against the plates to grab food lingers in the air. I've ruined it, haven't I?
(Time-skip to everyone asleep)
I wake up. It's 2:37a.m I know why I'm awake too. I make my way to the kitchen, grabbing the candles from under my sink to light them, put rose petals around the room, grab the ketchup bottle, and the date was ready. I'm not sure what part of me knew why I had this connection, but I knew I loved having it. It was like giving drugs to a drug-addict, or giving candy to a baby. I started confessing my love... when all of a sudden- *WHAM* I'm paralyzed with shock. My brother found me. He dropped his phone after recording this as further proof I was off my rockers.
"Mom was right!! You're CRAZY!!!," my brother yells, mixed emotions swirling around his face. Fear, hatred, anger, and disgust. I know them all too well. The same expression my mom had on her face when she had caught me last time, I knew how to handle this. *SWOOSH* *WHACK* He was out cold. I hit him... with the ketchup bottle. I smashed his phone and placed it in his robe, and dragged him out to the lake. It sure was deep, and I sure was crazy, or maybe it was just the 60's... and a girl, interrupted. I drop him in, with no remorse for what I had done. This is why you never interrupt a girl and her ketchu- *POW*
"What...?" There stand my mom, gun in hand. She shot me. "Ah-" I double-over in pain... and fall into the lake below. Down and down...
-THE END-
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