Unpopular househusband

Boobs or Ass?

The sun was up in the sky having a bright yellow hue to it as the city was lively again like any other day. The steam of coffee withered in the air along with the smell of freshly baked bread.

There sat (Y,N) on the balcony of his new home reading a book in his hands along with a pair of baggy clothes again. He sat there quietly as the only noise that could be heard was the faint streets of below his 15-floor home. He reaches his hand out for the cup of coffee, grabs it, and takes a sip. Though he slightly chokes as he pulls the cup back and takes a look at it. Red Bull

"Man, I don't know how you don't get tired of drinking coffee"

(Y,N) looks behind him as Akira holds his coffee cup taking a whiff of the smell before putting it back on the table.

"Especially black coffee, if you wanna stay awake then just drink Death Wish. Hell, go for an energy drink." Akira said as he took a chair out and sat across the table from (Y,N) taking a look out the city.

"It's coffee, taste nice and it's just a fancy drink. Makes me feel like a rich and hot person when you drink dark or from a fancy cup. And it's a lot cheaper homemade compared to Starbuck." (Y,N) said as he took a sip of the coffee.

"And its unique depending on where you visit!" Mentioned another voice from behind.

Both Akira and (Y,N) take a look behind them to find Kentarou also holding a cup of coffee. Akira only sighs as he rolls his eyes while (Y,N) simply nods in approval, Kentarou moves to sit with them on a third chair and sits. The three enjoy each others presence as the city view was vibrant.

"So you just got this house for free?" Kentarou asked.

(Y,N) simply looks back at him with a nod. "Yup, Entirely free."

"No catches?"

"No catches."

"No scams?"

"No scams."

"Blackmail?"

"Nope."

"Nice."

They sit there.

"Hey, they ever use this house before?"

"No, and no you can't check the toilets either way."

"Damn."

They sit there.

Akira takes a sip of his Red Bull before speaking. "You dating one of them?"

"Wha? No." (Y,N) retorted back

"Bullshit."

"I'm not."

"Then how the fuck you get this damn place?"

"Friends."

Kentarou leans closer to (Y,N). "That my friend is straight cap."

"Well, it's not."

"You had to have done something to the how else you going to get this place?"

"Just be friends with them for a year and more then you'll see."

Akira simply raises his arms. "Alright, fine. But lets say you did date one of them. Which is better?"

"Which of what is better?"

"Boobs or Ass?"

Kentarou immediately answers. "Boobs."

"Fucking casual."

"Fuck you."

(Y,N) simply sits there as he looks down on to the ground, in deep thought.

"(Y,N)?"