random oneshots

"Bet." Kenma x non-binary reader

A/N: i had this idea and thought it was cute! i hope you all enjoyyy!!
r/g means random game

                     

    -Kenma's POV-

"keeeenmmaaaaaaa!!!!" I hear from the kitchen,

"whaattt??" i call back, playing r/g, not really paying attention to who's calling

"can you come do the dishes!? i made lunchh!!" I realize it's y/n, and that I really don't wanna get up.

"no! I'm busyy!!" i yell to them, hoping they heard me

"Pleaassseeee!!??" i hear them ask sweetly

"nooo!!!" I called back. They walk in and take my game. "What the heck!? I was almost at the boss!!" I yell

"dishes babe, I've been doing all the chores for weeks, this is the least you can do." they say, standing there like a mom.

"But i don't wanna right now, how about we play Mario Kart to find out who has to do the dishes??" i say, trying to butter them up

"Fine, but prepare to legitimately lose this time, I'm not even joking." They said "bet." I said, setting it up

-Y/N's POV-

I sigh as he sets it up, annoyed that he thinks he can win this time.

"I'm serious, Kenma, I'm legit beating you, even if it's this once." I say, quite annoyed with his shit-eating grin and cocky demeanor.

"Uh-huh, keep lying to yourself, sweetie." he said, in that egotistical tone, mocking me.

"You'll be eating those words here soon." I say, pissed and ready to beat him.

"Mhm, sure." he says as he hands me my controller. I snatched it from him rudely, watching his face turn into one of disbelief, and some offendedness.

"How dare." he said, dramatically putting a hand on his chest as if I wounded him.

"I can't believe you would do this to me, I trusted you." he said, being overdramatic

"Yeah Yeah, can I just beat you already? I have a headache and I just wanna nap." I said, feeling worse by the minute.

"Headache?? You could've just told me that, would've done it sooner!" he said, now worried.

"Whatever, start the game." I say, sitting on the couch, ready to beat him. He nods, and starts the game, his cocky attitude back. I started flying into first place, Kenma looked confused, and his confusion brought me to victory.

"How'd you-....How'd you beat me??....I- whatever that was round one of four." he said, trying to keep his cool.

"Well, best right now it's 0 to 1, so I'd get ready to do dishes if I were you." I say, pridefully, picking the next map.

I smirk knowing this is my best map, we start, and i'm immediately ahead of him. He's clearly confused and annoyed but not giving up. Until of course I beat him again.

"How on earth are you even beating me?? Are you cheating or something?" Kenma says i bewildered

"No, I don't cheat, I'm just determined." I say, my headache growing worse

"Ok, let's just keep going, then." Kenma said, ready to start another round. And so we did, and this time, I won, again.

"H-How are you still winning?!? I was in the lead the whole round!" he said bewildered.

"Simple, I've been practicing." I said calmly, getting ready for the last round

"By the way, there is a dish rag and dry towel already out for you." I say, knowing I've won.

"We're not done yet." Kenma said, as the round started. He looked like he was on a mission, but so did I. I was ready to beat him once and for all. And so I did, I beat him.

"So, Kenma, go do the dishes." I said, having a horrible headache now.

"Fine....." he said, annoyed. He then get up and went to the kitchen, while I got up and went to our room, and laid down, taking a well-deserved nap.

i hope you enjoyed this one bc it was a last min write.