Sonikku: Shadow! Scourge! Come here my lovely friends! *starts running to them*
Scourge: o_0 what the hell is wrong with Soni? She is acting strange...
Shadow: she's just trying to annoy me because I got attacked by fangirls earlier.
Scourge: bro. I love fangirls! They are like the cutest little things! And they will do anything for you~ *evil smirk*
Shadow: -_- fangirls are little demons that chase after you and basically worship you like the devil.
Scourge: ILLUMINATI CONFURMED!! FANGIRLS ARE PART OF THE ILLUMINUTTY!!
Shadow: *face palm* you idiot. Its Illuminati dumbass.
Scourge: in not an idiot, I'm just very fun.
Sonikku: I've been standing here for about 5 minutes, can we hurry this up and shadow that was just mean... Did you not forget I'm one of your fangirls?
Shadow: yeah, but your different. Your not creepy...well you don't scream and...never mind. -_- your just not like them. Stalking me and doing anything for me. Basically worshipping me. *hugs sonikku*
Sonikku: -3- I brought a friend. I think you know this girl.
Shadow: who is she?
SilverH3dgehogGaming: SHADOW!!! *hugs shadow* IM YOUR BIGGEST FANGIRL!!
Shadow: *girly screams and climbs a tree* STAY BACK! *throws sticks at her*
Sonikku: -_- *face palm* I'm sorry SilverH3dgehogGaming, shadow is just scared of fangirls.
Scourge: he's a chicken! *making chicken noises*
Shadow: SHUT UP!! *throws a stick at scourge* -3-
SilverH3dgehogGaming: hey shadow, do you like rouge? If you do kiss her!
Sonikku: *eye twitch* k-kiss her??
Shadow: *barfing noises* I do not like that bat. She shows too much and seems like your everyday whore.
Rouge: -_- *slaps shadow* I am offended.
Sonikku: *punches rouge* DON'T YOU PUNCH MY BOYFRIEND!!
SilverH3dgehogGaming: *kicks rouge in the gut* TAKE THAT!!
Shadow: o_o damn... I wanted to fight her myself.
Scourge: *face palm* shadow...you are so mean.
Shadow: and you aren't??
Scourge: SHUT IT! CAUSE IM NICER THAN YOU EMO STRIPES!!
Shadow: *tackles scourge* TAKE THAT BACK YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!
SilverH3dgehogGaming: o3o
Sonikku: *sighs* IMA TATAKATTE TEISHI!
Scourge: what did she say?? *stops fighting with shadow*
Shadow: she said stop fighting now. *gets up*
Sonikku: we have a guest who needs you two to answer questions so don't get all fighty on me.
SilverH3dgehogGaming: well, scourge. Do you and shadow ever get along?
Scourge: eh, we try to. We try to handle each other but our personalitys are just a bad combo.
SilverH3dgehogGamer: seems reasonable. Oh, and shadow you never gave me the hug I wanted!
Shadow: *sigh* Ok. *hugs* Ok this actually isn't bad.
Scourge: shads is definitely a wimp when it comes to hugs. Can't even gibe a fan a hug.
Sonikku: *staring out in space* 0_0
SilverH3dgehogGamer: I think she's dead...
Sonikku: wha? I'm Ok. Just a little tired. *hugs scourge and falls asleep on him*
Scourge: o3o shads. She fell asleep really fast...
SilverH3dgehogGamer: well Imma go now. Bye bros!
Scourge: bye bye!
Shadow: bye. I guess that fangirl is Ok.
Sonikku: *lightly snoring*
Scourge: I never knew Soni snored!
Shadow: -_- let's just go.
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