❝ I can't believe Peralta was the one that outsmarted her! I mean, he's the dumbest out of all of us!❞
❝ Hey! I'm not that dumb! ❞
❝Hate to interrupt, but you definitely are that dumb.❞
➛ In which a genius criminal finally gets caught.
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005: shaved balls.
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"Pleasure to meet you, Commissioner. I didn't think I'd ever meet you, but pleasure nonetheless."
"The pleasure's all mine, Ms. Elle. Sit down, please."
Elle knew he was just playing nice for the sake of performance. He needed her to trust him, and she knew it.
The woman Peralta had brought with him, Santiago, was freaking out.
"Listen, the NYPD is willing to drop the charges against you. Many years' worth of charges will disappear, and you'll be free again."
"The only thing you have to do is help us catch at least 20 people associated with your network." Right, they thought she was working for another boss; maybe she was supposed to be their right-hand man?
"And I will do just that, but 20." "Nothing more, nothing less." All of a sudden, a clear plan was in her head on how to get out of the grasp of a man-child and his entire station.
"That's all we ask." For now." He put his hand down toward her. "Deal?"
"Deal."
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"Where are you going?"
"Slow down!" After the trio left the commissioner's office, Elle had dragged them downtown (even though Santiago was strongly against it.) And they were now shopping for clothing.
"Do you really need this many jeans?" Peralta asked, confused at the insane variety the criminal had bought.
"I need black jeans, dark blue jeans, flare jeans, and so much more if I want a functioning wardrobe."
"If you're going that far, why don't you just get a bunch of skinny jeans?" Santiago added to the conversation.
"We dont speak of skinny jeans."
"What do we speak of then?"
"I'm not sure, maybe the ongoing climate cri- look at those!" She cut herself off, running to look at a pair of platform boots.
After a few minutes of running around on Elle's part, everyone's hands were full of clothes. "I'm going to go try them out; I'd prefer for them to fit before I spend a fortune."
They walked towards the changing room. and dumped all the clothes they had in their hands onto hers, then closed the curtain.
"Remind me, why am I babysitting a criminal while she shops for clothes?" "Who needs this many pieces of clothing?" Santiago was confused; she had secretly been a fan of Elle's for years.
