Here I am, trying to relax, eat my Cheerios, when the phone starts ringing. I woke up way too early. Elicia's not even up yet and the phone is sooo loud. Who's calling anyway?... Chris. Son of a bitch. If I don't pick up the phone he's just gonna keep trying to reach me... ugh. I give up. "What do you want? ""Glad to hear you being so cheery. Do you wanna go to the beach today? It is Saturday, after all.""Hey there handsome," someone whispered behind me."Fuck!... Why must you sneak up on me?""'Cuz it's funny.""Jerk.""You're a jerk. ""Hey Elicia! You're a nerd. Are you gonna answer or not Daniel?" Chris shouted through the phone."What's he talking about""He wants to go to the beach""Ooh! Can we go? Please""Ugh. Fine. If you want to""Great," Chris replies. "I'll see if I can get everyone else on board. See ya."Oh God. I don't wanna move. Breathing right now is a task in and of itself. And I'm still fucking hungry. Man, I sound like a whiny bitch right now. Come on. Just rub your eyes and wake up. Elicia moved a chair next to me to take a seat and raises my chin so I can look into her eyes. So gorgeous... We lean in to kiss each other and pull back with big smiles. Amazing how we don't even have to say anything to enjoy each other's company. I scooched closer and started kissing her shoulders. "H-hey, hey!" she giggled. Hehe. She totally loves this. I continue to smooch her until she starts scratching the back of my head. What the... Oh yeah... This feels good. For some reason I can't stop myself from snuggling with her. Ahh... So nice... "I love you...," I whisper. "Heehee. You're such a weirdo. I love you too... You know, maybe we should clean up the house a bit. Give us something to do while we wait." "But, but... I'm so tired! And it's still so early..." "You do know it's 10:00 right?" "What? " I glanced over to the clock to see if she's telling the truth. She is. "Shit. My only excuse. Damn you for wanting to be productive." After forcing my legs to cooperate with me I started doing chores. I ended up getting stuck with washing the dishes and vacuuming the living room while Elicia put the clothes to wash and dusted the furniture. It was getting really boring until she turned on some music on my computer and blasted it really high. We'd take turns choosing the music. She kept on picking cheerful love songs and I'd change it to dark instrumental music. Tunes make everything better. That's a proven fact. Don't look it up. Shhh. Just accept it. I started head bobbing to the music whenever I chose it, and Elicia would snicker while she did her thing."You look like you're enjoying yourself," she joked. I caught her rolling her eyes at me."Well, you are here. It's impossible to not enjoy myself with you around.""You're such a sap.""Yes I am."A knock on the door finally interrupted the fun we were having. As soon as I opened it Tess and Chris just rushed right in without waiting for me to give them permission. The respect I command in this house is astounding. The only ones who politely waited for me to welcome them in were Briggs and Kassy. Her brother's not getting on my good side right now. "So, you guys ready?" Tess asked."Uh-huh! We're... oh crap," Elicia moaned."What? Something up?""I just realized that I didn't have a bathing suit. I was so excited that it just got glossed over in my head.""Well you can borrow one of mine.""Wait," I interject. "Are you sure you have something that fits her?""What's that supposed to mean, huh?" "I was just asking."Pouting, she walks off muttering, "Asshole," under her breath."Don't talk to me like that.""Then why did you say I was small?""I didn't say 'small' you idiot!""But you implied it! You think my bikinis won't fit her because she has a big bust huh? Is that it!?""What!? Now you're just pulling stuff out of your ass!""You're the one who started it!""No you are!""Fucktard!""Stupid shit!""Can you both just calm down!?" Elicia shouted. "Look at yourselves." What is she... Oh. We both put on our Marauder armor without us even realizing it. What would've happened if we got into a fight? "Tess could you please bring a bathing suit so I can try it on?""Sure Elicia, sure..." And like that she just shuffled herself out. Elicia gave me a look that suggested that I keep my mouth shut for a little bit. I chuckled nervously and went up to the bedroom. I needed to change into my shorts anyway. When I came back down everyone was just chilling. Elicia still looked a lil' pissed. I need to apologize. "Sweety I'm sorry." All she did was cross her arms and glare at me. "Why can't you control yourself?" she muttered."She started blurting random shit out! What else was I supposed to do?""You coulda kept calm and ignored her.""But she would've kept buggin' me.""Then put up with it. Haven't you gotten used to her by now?""... Yeah, you're right... I'm sorry...""... Oh, don't look at me with that sad face. It's okay.""Hehe. Thank you darling." Hmm. Trust her to keep the peace.It took a few more minutes for Tess to come back with the clothes. They went straight to the room to try them on. Everything was quiet until I heard Tess screaming at the top of her lungs upstairs. "Ha! I told you asshole! I've got boobs!""I never said you didn't, you fucking dumbshit!" Is that what she was bugging about? Fucking self-conscious prick. "Elicia how does it fit?""It's a bit tight but I can manage," she answered. "Okay then. Is everyone ready?""Yup." "Uh-huh." "Yeah.""Alright then. Let's go."
