Cookies from Satan.

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December was a big month for the members of the ministry. Decorations strung up along the corridors, and the smell of cinnamon, are pumped through the vents. A tree is set up at the end of the great hall, and the ghouls are seen, decorating it with the help of their human friend y/n.

"Here Mountain, put the devil on the tree" I hand him the little devil, and he hooks it on the top, as soon as he puts it up there it glows red.

While Mountain was setting the devil on the tree, so it wouldn't fall down, I hear a loud crack.

"Wha..." I get cut off with a scream from Cumulus.

"SODO STOP EATING THE GLASS ORNAMENTS!!" Aether yells, Sodo retreats and goes to the kitchen.

I follow him, just to make sure he isn't bleeding, and sure enough, his lips are cut.

"You're an idiot. Ya'know that?" I say, walking towards him, getting a hot chocolate pack from the cabinet.

"What do you mean? I wanted to see what it tasted like." He defends himself.

"Honey, it's glass, it will cut up your insides." I say my voice has a worried tone.

"I spit it out when I got in here, but the shards cut my lips."

"I see that," I walk towards him with a damp wash cloth to get the blood off him, if he did end up eating it wouldn't have fazed him. Curse him and his iron stomach, he can eat anything.

"There... you... go. All cleaned up!" I smile and look in his eyes, I have to look down, he's a bit shorter than me.

Breaking up the awkward silence between us, Terzo barges into the kitchen laughing. He abruptly stops and stares at us.

"Where you two..." he wiggles his eyebrows, and smirks.

"I was helping him clean blood off his face, he tried to eat an ornament..." I say, letting my hand fall from Sodo's shoulder.

My face heats up... I shouldn't be this embarrassed.

"UH huh..." Terzo continues, "Well Cirrus wants to do cookies to leave out for Santa, bless her she still thinks he's real." Terzo says bringing out Sister Imperator's cook book and finding the recipe.

"Oh, okay, do we need anything from the store? I can go" I suggest, maybe I can think about this whole Sodo thing.

"I've already sent a Sister of Sin to fetch the ingredients, go hangout with the others, relax." Terzo says, shooing us out of the kitchen.

We step into the lounge and Swiss in on the floor, holding his ankle.

"What did you do now?" Sodo asks, rolling his eyes,

"He tripped on his own feet." Rain laughs.

Out of the corner of my eyes, a flash of blue goes through the wall,

I scream and jump into Sodo, he catches me and puts me back on my wobbly feet.

"Oh my Satan Nihil, you got to stop doing that!" Sodo says, almost crying of laughter.

"Seestor told me to tell you that the Sister of Sin is back, with the groceries." he says, his robes falling off and his dick on full display. Man has no shame. Then he disappeared.

"Could you all see his-" Rain starts.

"YES" everyone responds.

"Okay... I sigh, I'm going to help Terzo, he will inevitably make a mess." I start to walk away when I hear,

"I'll come too, you could use the help." Sodo says, walking with me to the kitchen, I look back and Cirrus does a thumbs up. I giggle to myself, She's the only one who knows my crush on him. She caught me when I was drawing different pictures of Sodo on my bed, she got too curious and wouldn't shut up.

As soon as me and Sodo enter the kitchen, we are hit with a bomb of flour, and the image of Terzo sprawled out around the kitchen and a Sister of Sin cowering in the corner made Sodo fall-down-laughing. I kicked him and took the Flour from Terzo,

"Ask for help next time Papa, you go clean up me and Sodo will make the cookies." I say, helping the Sister out of the corner and brushing her off.

Sodo shows up behind he and takes the whisk out of my hand, he briskly walks towards the bowl and reads the recipe.

I take out a towel and wet it with water before cleaning the flour off the counter.

"Okay, Sodo what do you need?" I ask, putting the towel in the sink and walking towards him.

" I got all the dry ingredients in already, I just need butter, milk, and the candy canes." he states.

"Okay, ill get them, what are your planes for Christmas?" I ask, my voice shaky.

"Nothing really, I'm single, so I don't have anyone to spend it with." He says, his tone somewhat sad.

"Oh, well I was thinking, and it is totally okay if you don't want to, but I was thinking maybe you would like to go out with me?" I panic, my heart feels as though it's coming out of my chest and I feel nauseous. He was silent for a while, this caused my overthinking to go crazy.

"Oms, i- I never thought you would ask, I've been trying to hint to you the past month that I had feelings for you, but you seem pretty oblivious." He laughs and turns to me, I drop the candy canes and start crying.

"Did I say something wrong?" he says worried, I start laughing.

"No, no it's not like that, but I've been doing the same thing, I guess we both are oblivious." I walk towards him, and before I could do anything else, he kisses me. His tali rapidly swaying, then calming down and resting around my waist. I pull away,

"Is that a yes?" I ask, my face flushed with a cherry red tint.

"Yes, y/n, I will be your boyfriend." He smiles, and so do I, I let go of him and walk over to the cookies.

"Oh, the candy canes! I almost forgot." I walk over to them and pick them up off the floor.

"So what do we do? Do we break them?" I ask, he nods.

"Yes, we will pit the m in a bag then smash them with the back of a spoon, that way we can put them into the dough." He gets the spoon out of the drawer and starts smashing. His hands look nice doing it, I feel heat pool between my legs. It's like he knew what I was thinking and smirked, side eyeing me. The spade of his tail making its way up my leg getting closer and closer, it skips my aching parts and goes up to my face, then falls down. I take a step towards him,

"Done! Now we can put them in the oven!" He says, walking to the oven and opening it.

"Could you set a timer on your phone for 30 minutes?"

"Yes of course." I open my phone and set the timer. He puts the cookies in and starts cleaning up, I help, and we're done in no time.

"So, what do we do in the remainder 25 minutes?" I ask, briskly walking to him,

"I thought we could do some hugging and kissing and couple things..." I cut him off with an amazing idea.

"HOT CHOCOLATE!" I say loudly, and run over to the fridge. He laughs and heats up the milk. While the milk is heating up, our hands found each other's again, and Terzo walks back into the kitchen in a whole new outfit and his hair is a mess,

"So you guys are just best buds? I'm so confused, what is your relationship?" He asks, yawning and looking in the oven.

"Were together." Sodo says, I smile and get the milk out of the microwave, and finish making the cocoa.

"These cookies look good, y/n I assume you made them?" Terzo asks,

"No, actually I was distracted and Sodo made them all by himself." I say, handing Sodo his hot cocoa.

"Sodo you can bake???" Terzo asks, quite surprised.

"You guys underestimate me a lot." he says, and the timer goes off.

"I'll get it," Sodo says, as soon as he takes the cookies out of the oven, the ghoul run in and take them immediately,

"Guysss, you have to save some for Santa!" Cirrus says,

Sodo and I smile and watch the madness of ghouls unfold before us. 

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