Once upon the in ancient Greece/ Omniscient reader/ Yoo Joonghyuk x Kim Dokja

episode-10 (After a Dog, we picked up a cat)

"Bullshit, bullshit I say"

"Come on Sooyoung-ah just lie to him just this once~!"

Kim Dokja that Whiney ass bitch with a fairly nice ass said, looking as if his life depended on it

Tears rolling down his cheeks, seeing that face made her want to punch the shit out of him

"Weren't the bunch of hoes up above helping you with the demonic courting process? And you still fucking need my help?!"

Han Sooyoung knew that God's were kinda dumb and useless but surely they weren't this dumb and useless, right?

"You already have Dionysus, Zeus and Athena helping you, surely all of them combined will be able to catch a single puppy."

Han Sooyoung said looking a bit dumbfounded

"But Sooyoung-ah~ they are just too cowardly"

Said the God(who the fuck made him a God anyway?!)

"Moreover, I'm not asking you for much just tell him the Joonghyuk-ah saved your life once, that's it"

He said, a smile that looked rather innocent plastered all over that ugly fucking face of his

Okay that was a lie, he wasn't that ugly, just a bit ugly.

If anyone else had seen that smile they would've fallen for his 'I am not a fucking psychopath' act 

But Han Sooyoung knew this man better than his own mother

"Fuck you, you fucking want me to lie to the fucking God of death, just because you are too much of a fucking pussy to tell your parents about your fucking crush?!"

Han Sooyoung said looking down at Kim Dokja

"You know that's not the problem, come on Sooyoung do this for our friendship"

"Oh don't even try bastard! Do you think I don't know where you're taking this right now?"

With that Kim dumbass Dokja stood up wiping those fake ass tears away with a snap of his fingers 

And then to Han Sooyoung's horror started smiling his classic shit eating smile

"There is a girl in Joonghyuk's group that's just you type"

Now they were talking

"Continue"

Kim Dokja smile became even brighter, his lips practically touching his ears(not literally) it was quite a terrifying sight

He took out one of the orbs that Han Sooyoung had made for him and turned it on with a tap of his finger.

"This is the girl, her name is Yoo Sangah"

Now Han Sooyoung was Very interested

"Priestess, specialized in healing however is able to use three types of weapons swords, bows and daggers"

Now Han Sooyoung was Very, Very interested

"Plus she into girls as well"

Dokja this bastard was definitely a bastard but he's a good bastard

"She's fucking hot, I'm in love, arrange a scenario for us to meet eachother and I'll lie to the literal death for you"

At that Kim Dokja smiled and hugged her, Han Sooyoung, did not appreciate that.