guys i really wanna start a cartoon network fanpage on tiktok but i cant be bothered lol
'Ash, keep it down!' whisper-shouted Waluigi. 'Jupiter_Clouds is at the house at the moment, and I don't knwo how much longer we're gonna be able to stay here!'
'Ohhhhh, I see. I can't believe Avery broke her promise. Well, I can, but still,' said jupitercl0uds.
'Ok, but who the fuck is Avery?' said Apple.
'APPLE! DID YOU JUST SWEAR?' said jupitercl0uds.
'Yeah.'
'Ok. Anyway, Avery is an evil Jupiter Clouds that goes by she/her instead of they/xe even though she used to go by they/them and she is currently terrorising us for lord knows what. By the way, there are a total of 4 Jupiter Clouds, myself included, and I believe you've met 3 of us.'
'We don't exactly know why Jupiter_Clouds hates us, particularly me, but we have a basic idea,' said Waluigi. 'That isn't currently important though, what matters now is finding somewhere safe. Scarecrow, aren't you an inventor? And you've got Orbot and Cubot to help you. Could you build something to go to Rosalina's?'
'I'm tremendously sorry, but I don't have any resources. Ariel, could you help?' replied Scarecrow.
'I dunno really. I'll try. What do you need?'
'Well, there's a lot of metal, uh, glass? I- I don't know, I've never built a ship before. Have you 2 ever built a ship?'
'Unfortunately, no, we haven't,' said Orbot.
'Right. So we'll just have to stay here and hope Jupiter doesn't find us,' said Waluigi.
'Well, I think you've failed at that,' said Jupiter_Clouds. She was still holding Tails.
'TAILS! Are you ok?' screamed jupitercl0uds.
'Let me go!' Tails was struggling.
'Oh, shut up,' said Jupiter.
'Avery! How did you even find us? Did Tails tell you?'
'Correct! Wow, you're really inquisitive, aren't you!'
'I am?'
'I was being patronizing.'
'Well, you're autistic too, so don't act like you wouldn't have understood that. And the exact same type of autistic as me.'
'Ash, I am so sorry, she said she'd kill Sonic if I didn't tell you.'
'Oh, don't worry, Tails, I didn't think you'd have malicious intent.'
Waluigi screamed a shocked 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' because he realised his main line made the mood completely different
rare chapter where waluigi has a lot of lines besides 'wa' (actually theres a lot of dialogue here its practically a script)
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waluigi says 'wa' everyday until dekuyama is popular || volume 5
Fanfictionvolumes 1 - 4 are on my profile An attack? AGAIN??? Thank god we have a wedding coming up. A 5th volume to remember - this time with more references to Fly Away by TeddyLoid than the 3rd, thank God.
