Setting is the boy's apartment
Danny's POV
Gosh dang it bro, I'm so farking pissed. Ben and Riley are back together and it's not fair because I farking love her. We literally almost kissed idk what I'm gonna do.
(Enter Ben)
Danny: Hey bro, what's up?
Ben: I saw you hanging out with Caitlyn yesterday!
Danny: But Rebecca, it's not what you think!
Ben: I won't hesitate bitch!
(Ben shoots Danny with a fake gun. Both Danny and Ben fall on the floor laughing their arses off. After getting up, Ben looks at Danny with a dead serious expression.)
Ben: But no seriously, I saw you and Riley almost kiss last night. What the fark Danny, she's my girlfriend!
Danny: Oh yeah! Well then how come you never treat her right! To you she's just a walking sack of sex!
(Danny pushes Ben out of the window where he falls to his death. Right then, Riley walks in.)
Riley: Danny, I'm here because I love you! Deep down I've always loved you and I want us to be together! I just don't know what I'm gonna do about Ben.
Danny: Don't worry Riley, it's already taken care of.
(Danny points to Ben's lifeless body on the sidewalk. Riley gasps in shock.)
Riley: Oh my gosh Danny, I can't believe you did that! Thank you so much, now we can be together forever!
(Danny and Riley run out of the apartment, but not forgetting to grab Emma first.)
--------------------------------------------time skip------------------------------------------------
YOU ARE READING
My New Take on Baby Daddy
FanfictionOne of my roommates and I are watching the show Baby Daddy together and in order to avoid writing a paper for an actual assignment, I wrote this piece of crack instead. This is completely not serious and should not be taken literally. And no hate...
