Expunged x bendu oneshot

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"I DIDN'T STEAL YOUR  CANDY!!"

"YES YOU DID!!BROB SAW YOU!!

"BROB IS A DIRTY LIAR!"

Expunged and Bandu were fighting, again. It was basically a routine. Expunged or Bandu would notice something is missing,blame the other for it,seconds later they're throwing things at each other. Bendu was slowly getting sick of it. He had only lived with the gods for 7 months but he already wanted to move out. Everyday it's chaos. All Bendu wanted was one peaceful day. "Can you two please stop fighting?I have a headache.." Expunged stopped in the middle of throwing a lamp at Bandu and stared at Bendu.
.....
"Bandu if you even try to throw something at me you're dead."

"I WASN'T GONNA!"

"YES YOU WERE-i'm not even gonna."Expunged put the lamp down, looked back at her beloved and walked towards the empty spot on the couch. Once she sat down Bendu immediately laid his head on her lap. Bandu gave a disgusted look and walked off.

"Hey i'm sorry about the agruing"

"It's alright mi amor,but I have a question"

"Hm?"

"Can't we just move out? I mean you both are adults so there's no real reason for you to live together."

"....."
Based on Expunged's reaction,she either never thought of that or she hates the idea.

"Uhm...i-"

"That's actually a really good idea!"

"Oh! You think so?"

"Yeah! But where would we go?"

"Hmm...How about somewhere on earth? It should probably be isolated so no one sees your true form though"

"Usually i hate being on earth but this will be an exception."
Right before Bendu or Expunged could say anything else, Bandu bursted in the room, probably breaking a door in the process. "YOU GUYS ARE MOVING OUT!?!?!?!"

"Yes."

"WHAT ABOUT THE BAMBI MINIONS?!?"

"One don't call them that,Two they'll stay with you"

"WHAT!?! THERE'S LIKE 4 MILLION OF THOSE THINGS! I CANT TAKE CARE OF THEM! I CAN BARELY TAKE CARE OF MYSELF!"

"Ugh,fine you keep one half We'll take the other"

"WHAT ABOUT BROB??!?"

"I don't know, he can live on the street i guess."

"He's Not Living On The Street."

"i can live on the street."

"No,You Can't."
And Bandu and Brob started arguing. Expunged put her hands over Bendus ears and laid her head on the arm rest. Soon both Expunged and Bendu fell asleep.

When Bendu opened his eyes,the first thing he saw was Expunged staring down at him. "Hi"

"Hola mi amor"

The two stared at each other for a couple seconds. Then Bendu sat up and walked off to get something to eat. The second Bendu walked out, Expunged began internally screaming. Sure they've been dating for almost a year but she still felt like it was some stupid human thing called a "crush". That was stupid, Crushing is a word for destroying. But that's besides the point. She was so utterly in love with Bendu. She couldn't think of a future without him. She couldn't think of a life without him. Honestly if she could, she'd give up her immortality to be with him.

523 words. Anyway this is oldish and cringe and I hate it