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Me: I am so happy to hear your voice!
Stranger: May I ask why?
Me: Because we have an emergency! I need a rescue party!
Stranger: Ok I will direct you to the official in charge.
[After about 25 seconds of distant chatter.]
Stranger: Hello, this is the rescue team leader. Do you know where you are?
Me: No I don't. I'm completely lost and don't have anything to navigate with.
Leader: How about any geographical land features?
Me: There's an island and I'm sure it's really far because we couldn't get any signal and we boated away from it. It's in the distance.
Leader: So you must be on the outer perimeter. I will send help immediately.
Do you have any flares?
Me: I don't know this is not my boat.
Leader: Check under the seats.
[I lifted the seat and there was a box with smoke grenades, grenades, a pistol, ammo, and a few flares.]
Me: Ok I found some.
Leader: Great, The team and I will be there in about 30 minutes. An hour at most. When you see an orange and white chopper, spark up a flare or two.
Me: Ok come as soon as possible.
[I turn to Cecilia]
Me: We'll be home soon babe!
Cecilia: Omg I'll be so missed.
Me: Everyone probably thought we died.
Cecilia: Yea and they might be planning our funerals.
Me: Heck, we're not dead yet!
Cecilia: Exactly , but they don't wait.
Me: Well then, Let's show up and wreck their plans.
Cecilia: Oh look there they are!
[I turn around and there they are. Flying in the distance in the same chopper they described. I grabbed 2 flares and lit them at the same time.]
Me: Over here!
[I start waving my arms with the flares in my hands]
Me: Help!
[The chopper turns around]
Me: We're back baby!
