MC: You got drunk.
Jake: I did not.
MC: You were hitting on me.
Jake: ...justifiable.
MC: You asked if I have a boyfriend.
Jake: Uhm...
MC: I showed you my wedding ring and you started crying.
Jake: Well...
MC: You kept asking for my "husband's" name with a look as if you're ready to end a man's whole career — body and life included.
Jake: ...
MC: So tell me, how drunk were you?
Jake: ... I'm so sorry.
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