Three Stooges And Their Girl || Top Gear / The Grand Tour (mpreg)

- Making Fools

This one is set in the Grand Tour A Scandi Flick when they boys are attempting to make their way into the car accessory shop, but the car park is all iced up and slippery. Cue them making fools of themselves trying to reach the shop and slipping over.

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She watches as her boys make absolute fools of themselves as they attempt to walk across the iced up and slippery concrete that is the car park to the store they're trying to get to from where she stands alongside the crew behind the cameras. There's absolutely no grip, and the three of them just end up falling flat on their arses as they skid across the ice. It's even proving difficult for her to find her footing herself, along with the rest of the crew (their director having already slipped over), so she stays leaned up against one of the crew cars for the time being. Just until she needs to go over to her idiots and has no choice but to walk across the ice.

Well, slide across the ice....

"Lizzy! I don't like this!" Richard calls out from where he stands gripping onto the spoiler on the back of his Subaru, looking over towards his younger alpha wanting her help, as his beta and older alpha struggle to keep their footing over by their own cars. "Can you carry me please?"

At her omega's request, she laughs. There is absolutely no way she's even going to attempt to carry Richard on this ice. Not when it will just end up with the two of them falling flat on their arses and potentially hurt themselves. Any other time, sure, she'd carry Richard, but right now she absolutely is not going to.

"Rich, I'm not even going to attempt to make my way over to you three idiots." She says, knowing very well what'll happen if she does.

However, she knows it's likely she'll have to go over to them soon, maybe even grab something from the store that she may need for in the Volvo she's having to drive. It's been a long time since the boys have had back up cars on these journeys, haven't done so since their Top Gear days, and she always gets stuck with driving them. Usually she doesn't mind though, despite how unappealing the back-up cars are. Though she did enjoy driving the Beetle back when they were in Botswana, much to the dismay of the boys, considering the three of them collectively hate the VW Beetle.

She watches as James and Richard attempt to use each other as some form of stabilisers as they slowly slide across the ice. Unfortunately, it doesn't work, and they both just end up falling on their arses. Jeremy seems to have a different approach in reaching the shop entrance; sliding along while using the side of the building to keep himself upright. Which works for a bit, until he too is slipping over and landing on his arse.

Richard and James seem to give up trying to walk over to the entrance, as they end up crawling over slowly on their hands and knees. Which works, but they look ridiculous doing so. Jeremy on the other hand seems determined to get there on two feet as he pulls himself back up and continues to use the side of the building to guide him over to the entrance, where finally, the three of them have found some friction and are making their way inside.

And now that her three idiots are inside the shop, she's got to now attempt to make her way over. Both to keep an eye on them while inside, and to buy a couple things for herself while in the Volvo. Although, she'll have to get one of her boys to help her figure out what to buy, considering she's not as into cars as them. Though she has picked up a few things while working with them for fifteen years and being with them for roughly thirteen of those years.

But they're the car nuts, not her.

Slowly, she pulls away from the side of the crew car she was leaning up against alongside Andy Wilman, and slowly slides across the ice, somehow not slipping over in the process. At least until she actually gets to the entrance, where Richard is standing and laughing as she hauls herself back up by the handrails.

"You know you could help instead of just standing there laughing, Hamster." She says as she gets back up onto two feet.

"Nah, I'm good." Richard says, leaning against the railing. "You need help figuring out what to buy?"

Nodding, she wraps an arm around Richard's shoulders, which causes the omega to move into her hold as much as he possibly can as they make their way into the store, where James and Jeremy are already inside and looking for supplies.

Lizzy isn't entirely sure what she needs, so she mostly lets her boys figure everything out as they walk through the store, finding the windscreen wipers Richard needs for his Subaru. And mercifully, snow grip that James and Richard suggest they can spray onto the bottom of their shoes in the hopes that it should prevent them from slipping over.

So they buy the snow grip, along with everything else they need, and as soon as they get back outside, Richard, James, and Lizzy are spraying the bottom of their shoes with the snow grip. Jeremy however has a different idea of how to get across the ice....

"Is he... he's, he's urinating on the ice to melt it." She sighs, watching as Jeremy does exactly that to get over to his car without slipping over. "Bloody hell."

"Oh, I hope he falls over onto his own piss trail." Richard says, leaning against the wall as he watches Jeremy.

Unfortunately, much to their disappointment, Jeremy doesn't slip over, but makes it back to his car where he does a little celebratory dance before getting in.

The snow grip spray thankfully works, not as well as they'd like, but still works good enough for Lizzy, James, and Richard to walk across the ice without slipping over as they make their way back over to their cars. Although luckily for James and Richard, their cars are parked closer to the shop, while the Volvo is parked a little way away from shot amongst their fleet of crew cars. Because no one wants to see that car parked next to the Subaru Impreza, the Mitsubishi Evo, and the Audi not-a-Quattro. Doesn't look nearly as good as the three star cars.

And technically James, Jeremy, and Richard aren't supposed to know about the back-up car just yet. Well, they know about it, because it's in the script, and they know she's driving it. But in the actual episode, they're not supposed to know about it yet, nor is the audience. Not until the next location.

Dropping her supplies down onto the passenger's seat as she gets in the Volvo, Lizzy pulls her large winter coat off and tosses it in the back seat, before starting up the car and switching on the heater. A heater that thankfully works in this car, which means she doesn't have to keep wearing a large coat.

She sits in the car for a bit, warming up as she watches the crew wrap up filming her boys, before they're setting off one by one towards their next location; the petrol station where the boys are supposed to find out about the Volvo. Then the tunnel that the boys will each be doing a timed run in, where hopefully nothing will go wrong.

Unfortunately, Lizzy has a bad feeling about that tunnel. Has a gut feeling that something is going to go wrong....