𝑯𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒎𝒚 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 Phil Foden. [discontinued]

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Rice rice baby
Who actually is elouise?

Mrs foden
Hi

Rice rice baby
I didnt even say hi

Mrs foden
Ik i just wanted to see my name

Rice rice baby
Anyone would think you two were dating

NOT trippier
They aren't?

Obsessed with Leah
Ha please weve been trying for years

Roadman Eminem
We aren't but

Mrs foden
I love you but doctor who is on rn

Rice rice baby
She's watching season 3

Mrs foden
How did yk

Rice rice baby
Because you fancy david tennant

Mrs foden
BDISJDO SHUT UP DEC
NOBODY LIKES YOU

Roadman Eminem
But its true

NOT trippier
I know what everyone looks like except mrs foden

Roadman eminem

Mrs foden
Who gave you permission to have that photo that was literally from my snap story when MASON ASKED ME FOR A NUDE PHOTO AND I HAD TO TELL HIM ABSOLUTELY NOT

Roadman Eminem
Me because im your future husband

Mrs foden
Woah woah woah who said i was gonna marry you
I could marry mason for all i know

Obsessed with leah
Please do

Mrs foden
Please die

Rice rice baby
MASON ASKED YOU FOR A NUDE PHOTO??

Mrs foden
MHMM AND THE ONLY PERSON WHO GETS NUDE PHOTOS OF ME IS PHIL

Roadman Eminem
Shes joking btw i unfortunately dont get any

Mrs foden
BAHAHAHA UNFORTUNATELY

Obsessed with Leah
I never did get that photo

NOT trippier
Mason is such a creep

Rice rice baby
Tell me about it

Mrs foden
DONT BE MEAN TO MY MASON

Rice rice baby
Your mason??

Mrs foden
Shit