As Tommy entered The Crappy Kingdom two brown floating piñatas stopped him in his tracks. They smelt horrible and they seemed to be in the shape of a poo. They spoke out something to Tommy,"Those who enter, must see the almighty Manky Megan in her poo poo palace for peace and citizenship."
Tommy was brought before the almighty Manky Megan and was to explain his story to her or be flushed away forever in the TERRIFYING TOOTHLESS TOILET OF SHAME. Tommy decided to tell his story of randomness to getting the map of the universe. The almighty Manky Megan kept eating the same sort of disgusting cakes on the tables back there but instead they were actually poo! After Tommy had told his random story, the almighty Manky Megan took out her toilet brush staff and knighted Tommy. Tommy smiled then one of the poo piñatas flew forwards and said to Manky Megan,
"How Should He Die?"
When the piñata spoke corn, carrot and other bits and pieces came out of his mouth. Manky Megan spoke back and exclaimed,
"TERRIFYING TOOTHLESS TOILET OF SHAME!"
Tommy shouted back and asked, "What have I done?"
Manky Megan Just laughed evilly and 2 of her toilet bowl slaves took Tommy away.
Tommy woke up in randomly hanging from a pink and red crane held together by nuclear pig guts. There was a large pool of clear water below Tommy and all Tommy did was slip through the nuclear pig guts into the pool.
randomly, another fart noise sounded the Poo Poo Planet and Tommy started to go around and around in circles. Next to him was a giant log of poo so he grabbed on to one of the nuts that was sticking out of it and down the dark hole they went.
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