Tommy woke up from the sound of a cow licking his face with sandpaper.
"Wake up! Wake up!"
It was a busted old stinking piñata poo that had corn, carrot, and grape pips coming out of its face. Tommy was about to vomit when a sining fly landed on the poo's face...........HOW RANDOM........................
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The Most Random Story Ever! Story 2
HumorBaby sized talking trees? Poo Poo Planet? Big Bold disease carrying Rat? A giant floating toilet paper pigeon poo acid blob? A lake of diarrhoea? A cake of crap? A living poo piñata? A lake of fresh warm pee? A bum-quake? And who exactly is responsi...
