Irondad and Spiderson One Shots II

You Can't Touch Loki👐

Peter hummed as he walked into the room and twirled slightly in the kitchen, swinging his backpack into the air and shooting webs so that his backpack stuck to the roof.

"I can't believe this, I gotta stop taking gym class." Peter sighed, grabbing his water bottle.

He opened the fridge and put the water in the refrigerator so it could get really cold. Peter then felt the sudden hit of his peter tingle and closed the refrigerator before ducking under the counter just as a knife went flying where his head would be.

Peter looked up over the counter, "What the hell, man! I could have been killed!" Peter exclaimed.

"Who are you, little web child?!" A man's voice spoke into the room. 

When Peter saw the man, his eyes widened. A complete stranger throwing knives at him in the tower where all the objects of the Avengers are at. 

He was tall, skinny, with long black hair and bright blue eyes. He was holding three more knives, though it was more of floating above his hand instead. He had weird horns on his head and he wore these awesome boots up to his knees. 

"Little web child?" Peter frowned, "Excuse me I am 15 almost 16 and stop throwing knives at me, I live here."

"You are too young to be an Avenger, you cannot be here" The man narrowed his eyes.

"I'm not an Avenger." Peter shrugged, "I just have powers." 

"Not an Avenger, huh" He hummed, looking at Peter closely and lowering the knives. "So what are these powers that you say you have?"

"Well for one there is the way I was able to dodge you, my spider sense. I can also stick to any surface, I have super strength and reflexes. plus I am really good at inventing and chemistry if I do say so myself." Peter began to name off the things he had then he paused when the elevator went off.

Tony, Thor, and Steve rushed through the doorway and Tony rushed over to peter with a frown on his face and put his hands on his shoulder.

"Peter, I didn't know you were home yet." He said before glaring at Loki. "Did he do anything to you?"

Peter chuckled at him but then he glanced around at Steve and Thor and realized he wasn't joking. 

"Oh-uh, not really. I walked in and he threw a k- I mean he didn't know i was allowed here and kind of freaked out. He thought I was someone who broke into the tower." Peter exclaimed.

The three exchanged looks. "So....who is Loki exactly?"

Thor opened his mouth but Loki beat him to it, "I am Loki, God of Mischief."

"It's a pleasure to meet you, Loki." Peter drew out his hand as he walked towards Loki. 

"Peter-" Tony started but it was too late. He was way too close to Loki for anyone else to do anything. 

They all held their breaths, waiting to see if Loki would do anything to the child.Peter just stood there patiently smiling with his hand out. Loki eyes it suspiciously and looks at Peter as if to find if he had any intentions. 

Loki reached out and grabbed Peter's hand, shaking it firmly and gave a small smile.

"It's a pleasure for me as well, Spiderkid." 

"I don't think I've ever seen anyone touch Loki and survive." Thor whispered to Steve and Tony, who both worryingly stared at Loki and Peter interacting. 

"Really?" Steve questioned, finding it odd that Peter was the one person who didn't get in danger with Loki.

"Yeah, there was always a rule that I used to tell everyone." Thor nodded. "'You can't touch Loki'"

Loki hummed, "So what exactly can you do? Like you said you could stick to walls."

Peter smiled and gave him a nod, "Yeah, watch."

He jumped lightly enough for his hand to touch the ceiling and he stuck to the ceiling so he could show Loki his power. Loki nodded slowly, inspecting him.

"Kid, how about you go start on that homework of yours." Tony put his hand on peter's leg and yanked him down. Peter landed onto his feet perfectly. 

"But Mr. Stark, i'm finish-

"Peter, room." Tony's voice lowered and Peter frowned in confusion.

"Yes sir." he moved passed Tony and towards his room.

There was a silence before Thor turned and frowned at Loki.

"Brother, what the hell!" Thor hissed angrily, "Since when did you let people around you, especially children?"

Loki smirked, shrugging, "He is...an interesting kid." He answered. "Just the way he acts."

Steve huffs, "Trust me, Loki, you aren't the only one. Everyone favors Peter, just something about him. Even Villains seem to favor him, I swear."

"You can't swear." Tony said blankly, "Loki, stay away from my son. If you hurt him, I'll rip out your vocal cords and make you swallow them again."

Loki didn't seem effected, "oh trust me, I won't hurt him. Strong young webchild."