The Bad Boy Ate My Oreos [on hold]

Best friends & Broken Noses

Chapter dedicated to: _ellies_romance_ and rebeccarrw

CHAPTER 3 // BEST FRIENDS & BROKEN NOSES

I looked in the mirror, biting my lip. My skirt was getting a little bit small for me. My white blouse was tucked in neatly and my tie was nice and short. Black ankle socks and black slip-on-shoes were on my feet. I peered up again at myself in the mirror. My hair was tied into a lazy high ponytail and my make up was at bare minimum; Wearing only mascara, eyebrow pencil, pale lipgloss and a bit if foundation.
"Time to go Harry!" My brother called from the bottom of the stairs. I rolled my eyes at his nickname, although I quite like it. Harriet is my girly-side-of-me-name hence makeup skimpy skirts, and hot boys. (Still a good girl at heart though, who can blame me, I'm a teenage girl with spaztic hormones,  shoot me)
Harry, on the other hand is my tomboy-side-of-me-name hence C.O.D (call of duty) with my brother, stuffing my face with food, hanging out with my boy friends.

I grab my light blue and white striped beachy bag and ran down the stairs.
"Bye mum!' I gave her a quick peck on the cheek and ran out the door to catch up with my speedy older-by-18-minutes brother.
"Slow down doofus!" He continued to speedwalk.
"It's pronounced Jake actually." He smirked and walked even faster to our bus stop.
"WAIT UP JAKE!"

"Magic word?" He urged getting faster. That grin will be slapped off his face when I get to him, if I get to him.

"What?"

"You know, please..."

"Please, can you slow down, Jake?"

"No." He broke into a fast sprint. Evil laughs escaping from his mouth.

"I will kill you!" I shout from behind, not bothering to run now. But I think I might have to though. The bus is here.

I stuff my phone in my bag and leg it, surley my brother would hold the bus.
The bus driver sees me and opens the doors again. I am so out of breath right now!
As I walk up to the top of the bus, I hear my brother laughing his soon-to-be-sorry ass off. I scowl at him and take a seat next to my best friend.
Perfect opportunity to introdice Elliot Kings, my closest ftiend ever! He is a Maths wizz and he loves football, I would totally go out with him, but 2 reasons are preventing that;
1) We are friendzoned
2) Elliot is gay
Both reasons suck balls but being bestfriends with him is the next best thing.
I look around and see 'congratulations' banners and baloons with baby carriages on them.
"Elliot," he turns his head towards me. "Whats all this decoration for?"

He looks around and shrugs.
"No idea, someone must be pregnant though..." he trails off.
I nod in agreement. He snaps back to look at me, an earplug in his hand.
"What music today?" He smiles cheerfully.
"5sos, whole album on repeat!" He snorts unattractively.
"What?" I say with one eyebrow raised.
I put the earplug in my ear as You look so perfect comes blaring out.
I take another look around the bus, infested with pink decorations.
"Jordan," I say facing a boy who was a year older than me, and who was sat at the back of the bus, also blowing up ballons. "Who's all this for?" He looked over at me smirking. I swear he is crushing on me. Ew.
"You'll see." He winks playfully and I turn back to Elliot in disgust, who is looking out the window.
"Are you okay Elliot?" I say putting a hand on his shoulder. He turns around with a grin on his face.
"I'm fine, I've got my maths mock exam today, you know, the top set one?" He looks at me still with a grin on his face.
"Ugh, why do you like maths so much El?" We both chuckle.

The bus is practically full now only a few more stops to go.
We pull up at the last bus stop.
"When Sophia comes upstairs everyone clap and say congratulations!" Jordan shout-whispered to the rest of the people on the bus. Every one looked puzzled but decided to clap anyway.
"Sophia...wait, Sophia?" But it was too late. She started walking up the stairs. Clapping and cheering begun. Once she had reached the top of the stairs, bless her, she looked so confused. A swish of air floated pat my face and I realised that Jordan had walked past me to where Sophia was.
"Congratulations!" He said bending down as rubbing her stomach as if there was a baby in there. Sophia is on the larger side, and he was obviously taking the piss of that by pretending to think she was pregnant. That is just sick. And crule. And so rude.
I stood up and brushed off my skirt. Pulling on my prettiest smile I walked towards Jordan. I put my arm around onto his shoulder and one hand on his chest.
"That's so sweet baby!"
He smiles, blushing.

"But-but, I'm not pregnant!' Sophia whispers between sobs.
Behind Jordan's back, I gestured for Sophia to get her phone out and record. She smiled weakly and did.
I turn to face Jordan and I held one of hands. I quickly nodded at Sophia to start recording.
"Babe, do you know what pain is?" I ask sweetly.

"Wait what?" He said suprised, but it was too late. Smack. I thumped him right in the nose.
Sweet face → Victory face! He fell with a thud onto the bus floor whisr blood was gushing out of his nose.
"Come on!" I say to Sophia, who stepped over Jordan. There were two lads that were saving a seat for Jordan.
"Move." I say as both of them move out the way instantly.
"Thank you," she said beaming. "Thank you for everything!" I smile and glare back over. Damn. I'm gunna get suspended.

Thanks for reading guys! Chapter dedication to _ellies_romance_ and rebeccarrw as they both in my squad ¤♡¤

Lots of love from;
~ CookieChomper ¤♡¤