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Dally, about Ponyboy: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.
Johnny: Are we stealing him?
Two-bit: New or used?
Dally: Wonderful responses, both of you.
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Dally: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Ponyboy: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Also Dally: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!!!
Two-bit: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Dally: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands..
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Dally, banging on the door: Ponyboy! Open up!
Ponyboy: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Johnny : No, he meant-
Two-bit: Let him finish..
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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Dally: Shit.
Ponyboy: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Johnny : OH MY GOD TWO-BIT FELL OFF!!!.
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Dally: *Gently taps table*
Ponyboy: *Taps back*
Johnny : What are they doing?
Two-bit: Morse code.
Dally: *Aggressively taps table*
Ponyboy: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-.
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Dally: Ponyboy isn't answering his phone
Johnny : I'll call
Dally: Two-bit and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Ponyboy: Hello?