the oni king ( konosuba x male reader)

Chapter 10: succubi den and blue oni!

(thanks to @Tembaku I finally know what the dream should be, so thanks tem.)

(3rd pov)

we cut to y/n castle inn at night currently, y/n and boo are relaxing by the fire place miho and guai are training outside and ketsueki is sleeping in a pool of y/n blood in the same room, so just a normal relaxing day.

Y/n: hey boo, I'm planning to hang out with kazuma tomorrow.

Boo: *glare* boo...

Y/n: *sigh* don't worry, I promise by midnight and if I fail to I won't drink booze for eight hours.

Boo: *smiles happily* boo!

Y/n: *head pat boo* thanks boo.

(KONOSUBA, brought to you by y/n having a rose staff)

(y/n pov)

Kazuma told me to meet him in market distract, but I can't see to find him.

Y/n: where the hell is he?

I looked around a bit more and eventually finding him huddling with two other people who I don't recognize near a dark ally... let's see if these two are trying to hustle him.

Y/n: oi Kazuma who are these two with ya?

They jumped in surprise except for Kazuma who just turned around to look at me.

Kazuma: oh hey y/n.

???: kaz you know this guy?

Kazuma: ya, this guy is y/n his a party member of mine. *Looks at y/n* these two adventurer friends of mine, Keith and dust.

Keith: hey up.

Dust: sup dude.

Y/n: hmm, and why are you three hanging out near an allay way?

Keith signal me to get closer, so I crouched down and leaned in.

Keith: *whisper* look, will tell ya, but you have to promise us not to tell the chicks.

Y/n: alright?

Keith: *whisper* there's a shop run by succubi, and they'll give you the hottest, kinkiest dream you ever had.

Y/n: ok... and I'm guessing you three want in?

Dust: *whisper* dude, what kind of question is that, aren't interested in having one?

Y/n: not particularly no, I'm more of get to know over a few drinks and chill out kind of guy.

Kazuma: ... *look at flyers* they also give free booze for vips.

Y/n: ... alright, you three! Let's get in there and get those drinks... oh and those dreams.

(tiny konosuba, brought to you by the deadly sin of Sid the sloth)

huh, when they told me this was a succubi shop, I expect it to look more like a strip club and less like a place for people to vote on something just with girls in bikinis.

I look over to Kazuma and his buddies to see them looking around, blushing and giggling to themselves.

Y/n: *sigh* 'will since I'm here might as well get a good dream.'

???: my~ it's not often we get a celebrity in here

I look over to see a succubus at the front desk looking at me.

Y/n: celebrity?

Succubi: well, you are a noble and the head of the c/n aren't you?

Y/n: fair enough, give me the vip treatment *Points at Kazuma and co* and give my friends whatever.