👮Woop Woop, Thats The Sound Of The Police👮(skit)

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It has been SO LONG SINCE I LAST MADE A SKIT BRO💀💀

And I've been WAITING to make this one-

Obanai/Obama: "so is someone going to end up in jail..?"

Inosuke: "..."
Muichiro: "..."

Obanai: "if it's Kanroji, I'll pay instantly but if it's anyone else, I'm not helping.

Author-san:  wow, disrespectful.. ANYWAYS I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS SKIT💙💙

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I was sitting down on the couch, Muichiro was laying down on my lap, scrolling through tiktok, Inosuke was on the floor, watching tv.

Holding the remote with his foot.
Or toes.

And he wouldn't stop changing the channel.

" THIS SHOW IS ASS!" He yelled out.

"CAN YOU STOP?" I shouted back at him, he quickly turned around.

"STOP WHAT?! THERE IS NO FIGHTING OR ANYTHING ENTERTAINING ON THAT DAMN THING!" He yelled back at me.

And he was very loud that I heard Zenitsu fall from his bed by the sudden outburst.

"Can't you guys at least keep it down?! It's 9 in the morning! Some of us are still asleep!" Taro shouted. Muichiro looked up from his phone.

"We didn't even sleep ye-"
"SHHHHhhhHh!" Inosuke and I shushed him at the same time as I placed my hand over his mouth.

Taro looked at us with a disappointed expression.

"Uh- don't even think about giving us that look because you're acting as if you've never pulled an all nighter before." I told him as I took my phone out.

"Yeah, even I remember that." Muichiro said. Inosuke nodded aggressively.

Taro rolled his eyes.
"Anyways. Shinobu told me to ask you if you could drive to the lab and pick up some chemicals she ordered."

"Did she run out again?" Inosuke asked.

"No she has plenty." Taro responded with a bored expression as he slammed the door shut.

"..."

"Who's card are we using again?" Muichiro asked me.

"We aren't using any card- she already payed for the stuff, we just have to go and pick them up is all." I told him, he nodded.

"CAN I EAT THEM?!" Inosuke asked loudly.

"What the fuck.. " I mumbled to myself then spoke "no you can not eat them."

"So are we going to walk or drive..?" Muichiro asked, inosuke quickly snatched the keys from the table and pointed to himself.

"I WILL DRIVE BECAUSE I'M (long word warning) PROFESSIONAL!" He. Said with a nod.

Oh god no.

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"See?! We arrived safely, no one got hurt!" Inosuke said proudly.

"You literally caused 17 cars to crash together... Including one to crash into a tree. We are definitely going to jail because of you.." Muichiro said as he held onto my hand.

"But we are still alive so technically, I'm an amazing driver." Inosuke said as he locked the car.

The three of us then heard noise from a distance as we were still standing by the parking lot.

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