The bloody rose of Sunagakure 🌹🩸 (Discontinued)

Tsunade's gold

Tsunade POV
I looked at the letter in front of me. It had my name on the back. I know it was with him for me by my grandson. Who has been hiding a lot from everyone.

I know he thinks he was able to trick everyone into thinking what he wanted. But it was quite easy to see through some of it lies. Like for one, his strength and skill level, any decency ninja tell that he was holding back.

Or the fact that at some moments, his hair has a red tent to it. Or his dream to be a the Hokage, nothing more than a rose. There are plenty of other things that made me understand that he was lying.

But now, right in front of me is a way to probably learn about the true him. Yet I can't bring myself to open it. I kept on the bathing with myself. Should I just leave the letter or open it? In the end I went with the I decided to read the letter.

Dear
My grandmother Tsunade

If you're reading this means Shikamaru probably went through my apartment. Although I am not mad at him, I did tell him he was always welcoming and where I hid the key.

I also know that you know that I was lying about many things. Are you wondering how I figured that out? Well, you are really bad at hiding facial expressions. After all, as the expression says. You may be able to live through your voice, but your body language always tells the truth.

So you figured, I might review who aren't ashley am in this letter. I should probably start with my true name. If you don't believe me, there are always the birth certificates.

Well, my name is Naomi Uzumaki Namikaze. Yes, I am a female. I still don't know how I managed to hide that aspect from everyone.

I hate ramen. You can only eat so much before you get tired of it. I love dango and cook fish with a side of steamed vegetables. Especially when the vegetables are fresh. Yeah, I know that's weird for a kid, but I am a weird kid.

I do not like the color orange, especially if it's bright, I'll have to say my favorite color is a light shade of blue. It's just reminds me of the vast sky and how small we are in the world.

I'll have to say one of my favorite pastimes is to mess with people's heads. It is a challenge and quite fun to get people to think something that is not true. Granted, pulling pranks is fun, no matter how you look at it, except for should the victim.

But fart cushions on a seat. and putting clear tape on the door is not really fun. Although wiring a glitter bomb to go off is always fun and great training.
After all, sometimes the greatest training is the ones that ruin other people's days.

I mean, some people think that it isn't too mature. But do people really know how much actually goes into a successful prank? For starters, you have to learn about your victim. Then you have to wire the trap, and God knows that isn't as easy as it sounds.

You also have to know everything about the location you want your pranked effect. Of course, you get to have great skills and stealth to set the trap off and get away with it. I mean, I only got caught for. 5 percent to the pranks I pulled. And those were the flashy ones.

Speaking of that, you need to improve the village security system. I should not be at the age of 8. The break into one of the most secure places is in the village, like its child's play, which it was.

Could you do me a couple of favors and I know there's someone a lot to ask for. For starters, can you announce who my parents are? Mean I'll love to be there to see how the villagers react in all. But hearing about it has to suffice. Plus, I'll make a great revenge.

My heritage can go to the academy, but that would be on several conditions. Well, 1.we can meet and must go back on there, the commander of the shinobi side of the cancel.

2.Iruka should be placed at the principal as the only good teacher he is more than deserving of that promotion.
3.have specialist come in to teach their field to the students. 4.rewrite the entirety of the cabinet quickly.

I know this is a lot to ask for, but I also know it is gonna be hilarious and great for the village future. Oh, by the way, a member of team 7 might come rushing into your office.

It's already depends if they read their letter or not. I may have very vividly and colorfully ask for an apology, more like damnman one from them.

As well as point out some pretty obvious things to them. Like the fact that they're all idiots. Granted, most people in the village fall under the category. I'm not even being rude, just stating the fact.

I know you will see each other again. If all goes well and if my plan worked. You'll be hearing from me next month. I don't know how often I'll be in the contact you, though.

Sincerely.
Naomi

After I finished reading a letter, I ran to the hospitals filed room. Looked for some evidence of truth to the letter. I found both Naruto and Naomi birth certificates.
Only to see that the one for Naruto is forged.

She did an amazing job at forging it. But if you put it next to a real one and know what's you're looking for, you could easily tell. I decided to do the things she asked of me.

Knowing it's gonna be a lot of work for me in the future. I went back to my office and started the paperwork for everything. After a bit of time, I took a break to re read the letter.